Keeping Up With the Kardashians Ratings

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Welp. The ratings are down and are we surprised? Scott being drunk every episode is getting pretty predictable. As a result, Ryan Seacrest has asked me to step in and save the show. This Sunday catch me on KUWTK and get an exclusive behind the scenes look at me shooting the video for “Only One”. 

an entertainment news show deciding it’s a great idea to propose to the wayne family a keeping up with the kardashians-style tv program for maybe six months because it’ll be good for gotham both as pure recreation and a city-beneficial action since all the money from the ratings will support homeless, veterans, orphans etc

and it just so happens the cameras have ganged up on bruce wayne and dick grayson just before they enter a gala event and bruce is trying to keep his cool and smile and be suave on air as always and dick is just straight up agreeing to it, no pause or anything, nodding excited alongside the interviewer because “it’s not like we have a batcave underneath the manor to hide :D”

Showing off your boobs is fine. Perfectly fine. The problem is when you live in a society where everyone thinks your boobs are ALL you have to show.

Like, I will show a man my breasts. Oh, who cares? At the end of the day: They’re just boobs.

But I will also lecture him about why he should be reading Jane Austen and understand how under-rated a novel Mansfield Park is.

That means more. 

The Raunch Culture will never understand this, though. Not ever.  That’s why it is a failure.  It has no concept of subtlety.