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hiya! sorry i needed to screenshot so i could put the slashes so it doesn’t end up in the sh/aladin tag. but yeah dude i have noticed a lot of sh/aladins are around my age and i’m…really fucking grossed out honestly. like…literally my “”best friend””” is okay with sh/eith and said she “kinda” ships it!!! she’s older than me!! it’s fucking nasty. and she REFUSES to listen to me when i try to tell her, KINDLY, “hey this is WRONG and GROSS and you being an adult, you should KNOW better”, she just gets mad and all pissy and defensive and tries to guilt trip me/make me feel bad for calling her out??? u know….how literally all sh/aladins do….lmao…

i’m only 21, alright, and i already FEEL that huge difference between me and a 16/17 year old. even 18 year olds kinda throw me off too and like i said, I’M ONLY 21 and sh/iro is 25! la/nce, ke/ith and hu/nk are “late teens” but “not adults”, so 16/17 bc 18 is considered legally an adult!!! and as i’ve said in previous posts, even if they WERE 18 (19, even!!!), it would still be nasty as HELL. just bc they would technically be legal, there is OBVIOUSLY a BIG ASS imbalance of power between sh/iro and the others. a BIG ASS development difference, mentally/emotionally wise and physically too, honestly like….sh/iro is 25 and you can tell!!! he’s got huge arms, extremely broad shoulders, jaw is like..fuckin square u know what i mean. like look at it, look at him

 that’s a grown ass man, who’s been thru life and shit. seen some shit, done some shit. LIVED and GROWN and LEARNED. he’s an instructor!!! that’s an instructors outfit!!! these kids are students, cadets!!! it’s FUCKED UP!!! anyways…enough of me letting some steam out….do NOT LET sh/aladins (especially older ones! younger people just sometimes don’t feel the gap. i know when i was around that age, i thought it was fine! bc i didn’t know! i didn’t FEEL the difference!! but we adults DO) make you, a person around k/h/l’s age, feel guilty for calling them out on their gross, pedophilic ships! you are not the bad guy!!! fuck these guys for making you feel that way. this was a show meant for kids and teens more than for adults! (adults can obviously still enjoy it lol i’m exhibit A, but it is in fact a KIDS show) the fandom should be a safe space for people your age and younger, adults like me should keep it that way and not be fucking nasty. so yeah. fuck sh/aladins amirite????? sorry this got long, i’m a really angry person about this shit……i should make a group of adult antis so we can keep this fandom safe for younger people like you. lots of good vibes to you, my dude!!!! don’t let nasty buttheads ruin this place for you!!!

jennyha5897  asked:

some taohun or kristao moments pleaseee :3c

okay since i’ve already done taoris let’s do taohun and hope i’m still alive by the time this is over aight let’s do this

#1: U BE THE PRINCE AND I’LL BE THE PRINCESS BABY JUST SAY HELL FUCKING YEAH

#2: is it wrong to ship two children or

t H EY ARE CH I LDRE N AND I WNA T THEM TO DO UNCH I L DLI KE TH I NGS

g o Dd AMNi t

#3: u know how sehun is always like no when someone asks him to do aegyo

but then look at this fucker

i’ve never seen him so enthusiastic about doing aegyo and all because he knows tao will see it

aNd FA CE ST R OK E BECA U SE T AO BE CU TE ASHELL AND MAKNAE JUS T CAN N O T

#4: i’m telling you right now this is gonna consist of mostly idol olympics moments

LIKE THIS ONE

ISN’T THAT THE CUTEST SHIT YOU’VE EVER SEEN FUC CKKK

#5: UR JUST TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE

CAN’T TAKE MY EYES OFF U

hey little mama let me whisper in ur ear

#6: SOMEONE SCREENPRINT THIS ON A T-SHIRT AND I WILL PAY YOU LIKE 12 DOLLARS MAYBE

#7: TAO LOVES SEHUNNIE

i c Ant gO ON H EEELLLPPPPPPPPPP

#8: REMEMBER WHEN BEEF BROS WERE HOLDING HANDS AND SEHUN JUST

;;____________;;

#9: HEY HEY YOU YOU I COULD BE UR BOYFRIEND

WILL YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS GIF AND TELL ME THEY’RE NOT PERFECT BOYFRIENDS LIKE ARE YOU BLIND JFC

FUCKING

LOOK 

AT THEM

i’m gonna cry omg

#10:  j UST PUN C H ME IN TH EFA CE

HUANG ZITAO STOP PLAYIN

yeah das right

#11: INDIRECT TAOHUN KISS

tao u sly dog

#12: sehun is a lucky guy to have a man with such strong arms

but srsly who tops in taohun

#i still havent figured out who tops in taohun #they’re both equally sassy and gay i cant decide #i can’t imagine tao going down on sehun because yeah he might take too many selfies and update his status like a teenage girl #but come on his body’s a masterpiece compared to sehun’s #but then i feel like sehun wouldn’t either because maknae dont want no dickbreath

#13: REMEMBER WHEN TAO LIKED A TAOHUN FIC

what a glorious day that was

#14: WET TAOHUN

WET

TAOHUN

u just got a boner didn’t u 

dont lie

#15: BASICALLY THE WHOLE 10TH EPISODE OF EXO’S SHOWTIME BECAUSE

! !!! ! !!! ! ! !! ! ! ! !!! !! !

I’M STILL NOT OKAY

LOOK AT THEM

SO PRECIOUS

SO TOUCHY

SO FUCKING PERFECT

f U Ck

#16: ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS ASS

#17: ‘CAUSE DARLIN U ARE THE ONLY EXCEPTION

2012

2014 HALLELUJAH

and do u know why he wanted to go alone 2 years ago? bECAUSE SEHUN WASNT THERE BUT THEN 2 YEARS LATER THEY WALK ALONG THE BEACH TOGETHER AND PROBABLY MADE LOVE ON THE SHORE UNDER THE MOONLIT NIGHT AND THIS IS THE TRUTH THE WHOLE TRUTH AND NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH

#18: CAN’T STOP WON’T STOP

out of all the rooms and he chose sehun’s do u know how happy i was when this happened

as happy as sehun right here akhdfiadfladlfadlsdbflkdjbas

#19: LISTEN TO THIS RIGHT NOW I PROMISE YOU THIS IS GONNA BE SEHUN’S THEME SONG PRETTY SOON

BECAUSE LIKE

? ?? ? ? ??? ??? ?

and he even mentioned in that one SSTP interview that his ideal type is someone who “smells good naturally, is sensitive and understanding and has great fashion sense” LOOK NO MORE OH SEHUN BECAUSE TAO IS RIGHT IN FRONT OF U 

#20: BASICALLY IDOL OLYMPICS FUCKED ME UP IN THE ASS

how have i never seen this gif before? ? ? ? ???

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sehun: conceal don’t feel don’t let them know

sehun: well now tao knows (¬‿¬)

as tao strokes sehun’s collarbone i go into fetal position and cry

LOOK AT HIS FUCKING FACE HE’S FEELIN THAT DICK HE’S FEELIN IT

sehun

what

the

fuck

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i hate this gif because it looks like tao’s gonna straddle him and give him a good time but no he’s just telling him he’ll do it later 

d ONT TE AS E ME LI KE THIS HU ANGZI TA O

CUTE

CUTE

HELLA CUTE

taohun is beautiful and u is pitiful

AND LET ME JUST SHOW YOU WHAT CONVERTED ME TO TAOHUN

I’M

SO

FUCKING

DONE

BYE