Mom: wow your nails have really grown long but don’t let them grow any longer
Me: Are you kidding?
Me: I need them to be really fucking long
Mom: But why?
Me: BECAUSE THEN I CAN PAINT THEM RED JUST LIKE KATIE IN THE WAY WE WERE AND PLUS BARBRA HAS REALLY LONG NAILS AND I NEED TO HAVE THAT TOO AND AFGDGGHHJH YOU DON’T GET ANYTHING MOM