ok but young avengers au where billy forces everyone else to play dnd with him. including but not limited to:

  • kate pouring all of her attack points into archery before her character even gets a bow
  • tommy purposefully not understanding the rules and making billy explain them over and over and over
  • america has the only human character - a huge strong fighter rogue who kicks every ass she comes upon
  • they team up on eli and make him dm
  • billy tries to be the coolest, most powerful wizard ever, but all his rolls are really low and he end up always making a fool out of himself
  • tommy’s half elf flirts with every single npc, even the ones he should be fighting. tommy “i roll to go over and smooch him” shepherd
  • kate consistently insisting that her orc and teddy’s orc are siblings, even though there was nothing about that in either of their character sheets and he denies it every time
  • eli is 100% done with all their bullshit to the point where he’d let them roll to do literally anything
  • teddy’s orc has a tendency to scoop billy’s wizard up and carry him away from a fight
  • kate “i’m an orc, but the god damn prettiest orc you guys have ever seen, alright?” bishop