Aries:You light one bitch on fire and EVERYBODY FREAKS OUT
Taurus:I can't believe they didn't include me in their suicide pact
Gemini:Cannibalism? Racism, Dee? That's not for us. You know, those are the decisions that are best left for the suits in Washington.
Cancer:I look like Lorenzo Lamas and women find it irresistible
Leo:Dayman ah ah ah, fighter of the Nightman ah ah ah, champion of the sun, you're a master of karate and friendship for everyone
Virgo:I EAT STICKERS ALL THE TIME DUDE
Libra:Can I offer you an egg in these trying times
Scorpio:Mac, I was gathering information so I can more fully become this man. Look, look, this is about much more than just business. This is about the thrill of wearing another man's skin. Feeling his inner most wants and desires and being in control of his every single move. That's how you get off. Now don't you guys want to get off with me?
Sagittarius:You guys need to start greasing some dudes or I'm gonna freak out
Capricorn:I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH
Aquarius:Cats do not abide by laws of nature, alright? You don't know shit about cats.
After his promotion to head of Beach City Community Theater, Jamie casts Steven and Connie in his Romeo and Juliet production. Steven brings Peridot along because they don’t have theater on Homeworld, but when Peridot reads the play and begins aggressively shipping RomeoxTybalt, she starts sabotaging the play to enforcer her ideal artistic vision.
That’s an Always Sunny joke. Katrina Bowden watches Always Sunny. The world’s most fucking stunning specimen ever watches Always Sunny. Holy fuck. Are you getting that? Can you even comprehend how fucking profoundly awesome those two things together are? Katrina Bowden. It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I mean, fuck. It’s time for every other.woman to just throw in the towel and for scientists to clone 3 billion Katrina Bowdens. Let’s be reasonable.