• world: /celebrates discovery of exoplanet/
  • world: what is an exoplanet? An exoplanet is-
  • me: The Exoplanet is the home planet of twelve very attractive boys that sing, dance, rap and have super powers. Though three have defected, nine remain and continue to rule and ruin our lives with their handsome faces, beautiful voices and killer dance moves...
  • world: ...
  • me: ...
Never Would Have

Requests: “Could you do an imagine where the reader is also a witch and with Kai. Just after he died the reader found out she was pregnant. She had twins (whatever genders). When Kai came back in the latest episode, Damon calls her to tell her that he’s back when him and Kai are in the car and Kai hears the twins in the background (maybe they call her mom or something and he knows she’s their mother). Then the reader brings the twins to see him? Thanks xx” (Credits to gif owners!)

“You guys be good, Damon is calling.” Y/N gave a stern look to her son who was about to tackle his sister. The twins stopped, nodded and sat on the floor together to watch cartoons. The ringing phone reminded Y/N that she had to answer soon or else it would go straight to voicemail. Lately when Damon called it was important. She gave it a second after pressing the answer button, “Hello?”

Damon was in the car. She knew that much. A window was down and there was heavy breathing. “Y/N!” She knew the vampire was smiling. “How is my favorite…household?” Y/N wiped her forehead. What? “Uh look, you don’t have to answer that.” He was struggling. “Can uh…can you stop by my place? Say, ten minutes?”

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Dance for us, princess (M)

(requested by anon: Could you maybe make a mafia!exo where you’re a cop that’s been investigating their club where they hang out and you get caught and have to deal with the members (and like the scenarios would be whatever happened?) and it could go whatever way you’re feeling! (like smutty or angsty whateves) Thank you!!)

pairing: mafia!EXO x reader

genre: smut

warnings: princess kink, daddy kink, dom!exo, choking, mentions of sex, cursing, smut

song: Jeremih - I did

word count: 3.4k

After being caught by the dangerous mafia, your stripping past might help you out

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