Warnings: SMUT, alcohol, unprotected sex (remember kiddos, wrap it before you tap it), gross bar & grill bathrooms (pretend this one isn’t gross)
Word Count: 1,301
A/N: Aye I’m back with some Kyle Spencer smut (yes please excuse how ?? it is, all of my smut is like wow?) Surprisingly, I haven’t gotten any smut requests for him, but I needed this in my life, so I wrote it. And quickly, let me fucking share this with you. Like c’mere Eddy, I’ll ride your pony. Just hit me up. Also, the fact didn’t proofread this and it was written at 3:45am might lead to things being a little off.
But seriously, no glove no love. Special circumstances only.
Step one: If you are in danger, scream Denise Hemphill’s name real loud. I will be on the premises at all time, and I will come a-runnin’. Now, let’s just say you scream Denise Hemphill’s name, and I do not come a-runnin’, that means I’m not on the premises. Okay, in the case, proceed to step two: call 1-866-KLG-0199, kay? I will be notified immediately, and come a-runnin’… Now if you can’t get through to the 866 number because of long waiting times and such, then what you’re gonna wanna do is proceed to step three: get the hell out of there. Run away real fast… Okay, and when you get to a place, that is deemed by you to be safe, call 1-866-KLG-0199.