KEVIN!!!!

CONGRATULATIONS to this week’s Hack My Life Tumblr Challenge winner: KATASTROPHIK23! Now you can gift AND re-gift at the same time.. aka, make someone’s day AND get rid of that terrible pair of leggings from crazy Aunt Susan. 

The next hack challenge is for anyone who prefers to spend time with four-legged furry friends (and thinks humans are totally overrated). You probably wish your days were filled with couch naps and unleashed backyard running with your beloved pets. But, the reality is that you (hopefully) have a day job and can’t always be around to feed Sparky at the right time. 

WE NEED YOUR HELP! Who has the perfect self-feeding alternative for pets? Isn’t it about time we treat our dogs and cats as equals, and let them enjoy a meal on their own time!

Submit your Week 8 Challenge hack now!

the signs as shameless (US) characters quotes
  1. Aries:They’re not climbing Everest, they’re climbing dick.”
  2. Taurus: "I believe the answer to that question, like the answer to most questions, is fuck you."
  3. Gemini: "Guess what we’ve been doing, daddy? We’ve been fucking! And I take it! He gives it to me good and hard and I fucking like it…fuck you, I suck his dick! I fucking love it!”
  4. Cancer: Get your ass up you goddamn ponytail fabio motherfucker!”
  5. Leo:A shrink at school says I’m one of Gods mistakes.”
  6. Virgo: "Circle doesn’t start with an S? What the fuck?! CAT! I know that shit bitch! That’s a cat!"
  7. Libra: "Should I apologize or leave? Imma leave."
  8. Scorpio: "Imma pimp."
  9. Sagittarius: "Geez, I’m gonna look like a penis."
  10. Capricorn: "I don’t mean to be an asshole it’s just… genetic." 
  11. Aquarius: "Hello boys. front door was locked, so I came in the back… no pun intended."
  12. Pisces: "Men are never right. That’s why women were invented. To think for you assholes."
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  • Game Grumps
  • Kirby's Dream Course: Sleepy Time - PART 10
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Fanfiction vs Reality
  • Fanfiction Mitch:I hate myself. I hate my body. I'm worthless. No one loves me. *Cuts, stops eating, is depressed*
  • Actual Mitch:*Sings Feelin Myself*
  • Fanfiction Scott:I gotta save Mitch! He's weak and I gotta save him! My parents don't like the gay-ness. *Is a closet*
  • Actual Scott:Mitch is perfect. *Calls Mitch daddy in snapchats* Alex! Here's a picture of me, my dad, and Alex!
  • Fanfiction Avi:Oh. Hello random fan A. Here's my phone number and address. See you later. ;)
  • Actual Avi:I wanna live in a forrest surrounded by dragons.
  • Fanfiction Kirstie:I'm in love with my best friend! *Random hollywood esque girl tropes*
  • Actual Kirstie:Jeremy!~ Olaf!~ Be yourself!~ Everyone's perfect!~ *Is a Disney Princess, but also a bad ass*
  • Fanfiction Kevin:BIBLES! CELLO! YALE! CHINESE!
  • Actual Kevin:BIBLES! CELLO! YALE! CHINESE! but also so many other things. I'm more than my religion and intellect.