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EXO’s Reaction to You Saying Another Member is Sexy

Xiumin:

Xiumin would be completely chill about it—after all, you didn’t say Xiumin himself wasn’t sexy.  He’d just nod in agreement, watching Chen dance, before saying, “Yeah, he’s got a great ass, too.”

Chen:

Chen would be a little more salty about it, giving you a “bitch, what did you just say?” look before shaking his head.  He’d give you the silent treatment for a while until you reassured him that he was way sexier than Kai.

Baekhyun:

“UM?  Are you forgetting who your boyfriend is?” Baekyun would yell when you let slip that you thought Suho was..well, pretty hot.  Baekhyun would then proceed to body roll until you agreed that he was sexier.

Chanyeol:

Chanyeol would definitely be..confused? Disgruntled? Either way, he wouldn’t be happy about the way you ogled Sehun.  He wouldn’t confront you about it but would make sure to “casually” flex whenever you were looking.

Lay:

Pretty relaxed about literally everything, Lay would just nod when you muttered a derogatory comment about D.O’s tight shirt, not really understanding the innuendo you had used.  He’d later tell D.O what you had said, unaware how dirty it was.

D.O:

Yeah, no.  Absolutely not. D.O wouldn’t tolerate you eyeing up other guys, including Lay. He’d quietly whisper in your ear that you two were going to be having a little chat when you got home that you wouldn’t enjoy.

Suho:

Suho would be more stunned than anything, sort of in a state of disbelief that his girlfriend had just commented on Chanyeol’s ass.  He wouldn’t really say anything, but you could tell he was super uncomfortable by the “dead inside” look on his face.

Kai:

“Jagi. I’m…I’m right here,” Kai would say, pointing at himself when he saw you eyeing up Xiumin.  He’d probably continue to give you dirty looks for the rest of the day until you convinced him that you really thought he was sexier.

Sehun:

Sehun would not be having it.  “Seriously?” He would give you a grossed-out look before walking away. He wouldn’t really bother to try to “prove” that he was sexier—because he already knew he was—and would instead just throw a temper tantrum when you weren’t looking.

EXO Mafia Reaction: Their future s/o being a spy

||| Anon asked: So if you don’t mind, could you please do EXO’s reaction to their future S/O being a spy? |||


Park Chanyeol

Originally posted by porkdo-bi

You were working under him and he had no idea until one day he overheard your conversation with your real boss.

“I need to speak to you in my office. Now.” he said, snatching your phone away and guiding you to the door.


Xiumin/Kim Minseok

Originally posted by xiaonancii96

It wasn’t your first time watching your target, waiting for the right opportunity. What you didn’t expect was for him to approach you himself.

“You should have done your research how many died while trying to spy on me.” he said sitting on the opposite side of the table.


Chen/Kim Jongdae

Originally posted by chenrrerorocher

this gif… i can’t …

You broke into his office at night not expecting for anyone to be there when he came by to check on a few things himself.

“Well what a sight and what do we have here?”


D.O/Do Kyungsoo

Originally posted by kyungsuhos

You have been tracking him down for a few weeks now, watching his every step, hoping that today he will slip up and you will get the info you needed when you lost him.

“You know it’s getting kind of annoying having you on my tail for so long. Come with me.” he said, setting his gun against your back.


Kris/Wu Yifan

Originally posted by vvu-yi-fan

Nothing slips by him. He immediately realised someone was leaking information and he traced it back to you.

“Well, well, well I certainly didn’t expect you to be such a pretty face.”


Tao/Huang Zitao

Originally posted by pocky-soo

When he found out that you were spying on him and his company in order to find out if he’s really associated with the mafia, he had to take action before you could speak.

“Well then, what should I do with you?” he asked, pinning you to a wall.


Kai/Kim Jongin

Originally posted by itjustcomesautomatic

You were about to go out when you noticed some documents missing.

“Looking for this?” he smirked, coming into the room and locking the door. 


Byun Baekhyun

Originally posted by captivatesme

You knew he was keeping some valuable info on himself, so you sneaked into his house at night to try and steal it. He grabbed you before you could even approach him.

“Darling, you should know that I sleep with my one eye open. You can’t get anything from me that easily.”


Luhan

Originally posted by meiren-menglu

He caught you sneaking around in his company and blocked the way with his body.

“Are you lost little kitten? Can I help you with anything?

 

Lay/Zhang Yixing

Originally posted by baekhyuntella

He noticed there was something suspicious about you, they way you moved, how many questions you asked looking around the building.

“I think we should discuss this further. In private.”


Suho/Kim Junmyeon

Originally posted by oohsehunnies

You decided to take the risk and infiltrated his work, quickly going up the ranks, even becoming his assistant. You thought everything was going exactly as you planned but he had other things in mind.

“How do you like your position? I must admit it, you’re so intriguing it’s getting harder by the day to get rid of you.”


Oh Sehun

Originally posted by khunwufan

You were a spy since you were young but you definitely didn’t expect to be the one spied on.

“How long are you going to hide in the shadows? If you want something from me, come and get it.” he said, dragging you out of your hiding spot.


A/N: As I wrote this, I realised that a lot of these would turn out into pretty good scenarios, maybe I should write some of them someday… ¯\_(ツ)_/¯