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to my future husband,

i saw that someone earlier had written a letter to her future husband about the things he should know about her, and i’ve always wanted to do that so i figured: why not start here?

the first thing you should know about me is that i’m a pretty insecure person. it gets the best of me sometimes and causes me to obsess over things other people can’t see. just know that there will be days when i don’t want to leave the house because i feel too ugly, and that there will be times when i will need more validation from you than you will want to give. i can only hope that you are patient and kind, and that you will be my rock when i’m at my worst.

i love cheesy romantic stuff. all the things that happen in the movies, you know? my favorite things are surprise hugs from behind and the way guys look at girls when the girls aren’t looking. i dream of sunflowers from a blue-eyed boy and a guy who will take me to Disneyland (don’t worry, i won’t make you wear matching Mickey ears with me).

red is my favorite color; i especially love red dresses.

i’ll probably complain about my dad quite a bit. he’s super protective of me and will likely do some sort of background check on you behind my back. he doesn’t like most of my friends though and is suspicious of everyone i know so if he’s a lil iffy about you: don’t take it too seriously.

i’m the biggest foodie you will probably ever meet. i will always be down to get whatever food with you (and just a +: i’m a good cook too!), even if you’re craving mac n cheese at 9 a.m because let’s be honest, we’ve all been there.

i have two dogs and they’re the greatest. i nicknamed one of them Churro. i was also on a diet when i gave him that nickname.

i’m a Harry Potter fanatic. Ravenclaw all the way. also i was never really a fan of Harry and Ginny but Ron and Hermione? oh yes.

i like my pizza with lots of toppings (with the exception of pineapple) but my favorite toppings are paprika, onions, and anchovies (yes i’m like the 1% that actually likes anchovies).

i’m a city girl so i love the noise and the hustle and bustle of my hometown. put me anywhere with a population less than a million and i’ll be uncomfortable. if you’re a small town guy though, no hate!

i listen to a LOT of music and religiously organize my playlists. i admittedly want a record player. 70s and 80s music is my favorite but i like to sit back and enjoy some jazz and chillhop now and then. if you like The Cure and Duran Duran, i could not love you more.

my favorite movies are either from the 80s or have bomb cinematography. Dirty Dancing, Can’t Buy Me Love, Ben-Hur, and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty are at the top of my list. i also love horror/thriller movies so if you can sit through Would You Rather with me, you rock.

i’ve been told i’m really funny. hopefully you’ll think so too. i play the clarinet but want to learn how to play the oboe. when i was in third grade, i wanted to be a diplomat but somehow also wanted to be an author. i go through phases with certain foods and right now my obsession is peaches. i don’t like talking to people on the phone because it makes me anxious. i only drink black coffee. i drink green tea every day. corgis are my favorite. i go out of my way to look for goat-related Vines. i hate vests, have a weird aversion to thin long-sleeved shirts, and love trying on sunglasses.

most importantly, though, i am fiercely loyal. if i keep you in my life, it’s because i genuinely like you as a person and can see you in my life in the long run. i have a lot of problems, but being faithful and dedicated in a relationship is not one of them. i will give you all you deserve and more, and i only hope that you will treat me the same way.

-a

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anonymous asked:

i need a hug too, all the drama is making me want to hurt myself to put it bluntly

H e y n o m y du d e
Lo o k @ m e
Lo o k
Don’t do di s
I’ll hug every single one of you.

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