Simon Lewis Is PANtastic
  • “i’m not your type” when he could have said “you’re not my type” but he didn’t
  • his reaction during the malec kiss
  • he doesn’t even try to be subtle about checking raphael out
  • !!!! “who said it was a she?” !!!!
  • “you need to tell her who you are” “what? come out of the coffin?”
  • “there was this other guy…. big… handsome…”
  • simon called alec tall, masculine and handsome

  • Frodo: I wish the Ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.
  • Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world, Frodo, besides the will of evil.

northern downpour // panic! at the disco

yes but why have Dorian be the stereotypical tailor/hairdresser when he can be: 

- a researcher/professor of quantum physics and time/space distortion (the closest thing to his branch of magic theory I can think of) 

- a forensic scientist/coroner  

- a librarian 

- anything else that shows the fact that he’s a brilliant scholar, a nerd who is excited at the prospect of time travel and literally lives among books, instead of concentrating on a trait of his character that comes merely from his upbringing?

Look Only at Me

What even is this? Self indulgent Victuri smut is what it is!
Episode 6 sent my imagination into overdrive and that’s my only excuse.

“Viktor come on! I’ve felt so unmotivated without you.” Chris whined, his voice echoing around the empty bathroom.
Yuuri stilled, his hand holding tightly onto the door as he tried to stop it from slamming shut. An uneasy feeling washed over him, as Yuuri realised he had walked in on a conversation he had no right to be hearing. He should leave, or walk around the cubicle wall so Viktor and Chris knew he was there. It wasn’t like Yuuri was doing anything untoward, they wouldn’t be shocked by his presence. It was a public bathroom after all. Yuuri had only been looking for Viktor, he just wanted to see him and now he’d succeeded. So why was he hiding? There was nothing stopping him from speaking to his coach. He should just do it. Still, something twisted in the pit of his stomach and it kept Yuuri rooted to the spot as he waited to hear Viktor’s response.
“So?” Viktor replied sounding unusually cold.
“So?” Chris snapped incredulous, before purring “offer me something to look forward too. You know how skating makes me.”
Yuuri felt his heart drop as he realised the implication behind Chris’ words. He suddenly felt very sick and reached for the door not wanting to hear anymore.

“True but I don’t feel like it. You’ll have to find someone else.” Viktor suggested helpfully.
Yuuri’s hand froze in mid-air. Viktor was turning Chris down.
“Viktor don’t be like that! Do it for old times sake. Playing coach must be stressful… all that tension building up - how long has it been since you’ve had someone inside of you now? You’re body must be aching for release. Just remembering the way your nose scrunches when you’re being fucked and the noises you make. I could come right now.” Chris sighed.
“You’ll ruin your outfit.” Viktor deadpanned.

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Friendly reminder that it is not okay to shame anyone of any path for wanting (or even, dare I say it, needing) compensation for their spiritual services. I’m sure I speak for more than myself when I say that we do sympathize with those of you who are struggling financially. Know what? A lot of us are right there with you (and it’s not for you to judge who is and isn’t enough in need). We sell our skills for many reasons. Not in the least because our time and energy has inherent value.

On that note, I apologize for this extra pinch of salt, but no, “you have a normal body, so use it” will never be an acceptable thing to say to someone who has just politely denied your demand request for free services. Honestly, how dare you assume anything about a person’s body? This just in: regardless of any truth or assumption, you are not entitled to anyone’s talents. You do not own a single diviner, conjurer, or advice blogger in this community. If hearing that upsets you, kindly return to the sewer system from which your manners were born because I have nothing left to say to you.

Anyways. To end this on a positive note, shout out to the people in this community who go above and beyond to encourage each other’s work in any way they can. You guys are awesome and appreciated. <3

Taylor swift posseses the gift of foresight and why 1989 was actually written about Hillary Clinton

with this textpost i want to bring forth my theory that Taylor swift is in fact a mystical being who was granted the gift of foresight by a higher power and that her album 1989 (2014) was actually about the, at that time yet to happen, events of 2016, in particullary Hillary Clinton, her life and her loss in the presidential election, through an analysis of the songs from the album

Welcome to New York

Hillary Clinton served as a United States Senator from New York from January

3, 2001 to January 21, 2009.

Blank Space 

An obvious reference to the well known Clinton Kill List


‘They’ll tell you I’m insane
But I’ve got a blank space, baby
And I’ll write your name’

‘So it’s gonna be forever
Or it’s gonna go down in flames
You can tell me when it’s over
If the high was worth the pain’


‘Could end in burning flames or paradise’

the election could have ended with her as the first female president or Donald Trump as the KKK-backed president-elect

‘I say, “I heard, oh, that you’ve been out and about with some other girl, some other girl.”
He says, “What you’ve heard is true but I
Can’t stop thinking about you,” and I…
I said, “I’ve been there, too, a few times.” ‘

basically a summary of hillary and bills relationship

Out of the woods

Hillary Clinton has apparently decided to give up on society after her disappointing loss and lead a life in solituted in the woods of chappaqua, evidenced by all the pictures of hikers who happened to stumble upon her

All you had to do was stay 

In god damn vermont and keep your mouth shut Bernie 

Shake it off 

Hillary having to shake off the constant slander and attacks from the media and republican party

‘But I keep cruising
Can’t stop, won’t stop grooving
It’s like I got this music
In my mind
Saying, “It’s gonna be alright.’

I wish you would 

Hillarys wishing people would pokemon-go to da polls and how they fucking didnt 

Bad Blood 

Another reference to the Clinton Kill List

‘Now did you think it all through? All these things will catch up to you
And time can heal but this won’t, so if you’re coming my way, just don't’

‘Now we got problems
And I don’t think we can solve them
You made a really deep cut
And, baby, now we got bad blood’

Wildest Dream 

‘He’s so tall and handsome as hell
He’s so bad but he does it so well
I can see the end as it begins
My one condition is’

The ‘He’ in this is actually a metaphor for the position of president of the united states of america and this song is about Hillarys deep desire and yearning for this position 

‘You see me in hindsight
Tangled up with you all night
Burning it down
Someday when you leave me
I bet these memories
Follow you around’

the knowledge that they let trump rise to power and failed hillary clinton will haunt the ameican people forever

‘Say you’ll remember me
Standing in a nice dress,
Staring at the sunset, babe
Red lips and rosy cheeks
Say you’ll see me again
Even if it’s just pretend’

expressing Hillarys hopes that she will not be rememberd as the woman who couldnt stop Donald Trump and one day history will vindicate her

How You Get the Girl

tragic and angsty retelling of Hillary and Humas grand love story and how their love has never withered during the 20 years they have spent at each others side

‘I want you for worse or for better,
I would wait forever and ever,
Broke your heart, I’ll put it back together.
I would wait forever and ever.’

This Love

summarising Hillarys hope for success this time after losing the 2008 primaries to Obama

‘This love is good, this love is bad
This love is alive back from the dead
These hands had to let it go free
And this love came back to me

This love left a permanent mark
This love is glowing in the dark
These hands had to let it go free
And this love came back to me’

I know places

‘Baby, I know places we won’t be found
And they’ll be chasing their tails tryin’ to track us down
Cause I, I know places we can hide
I know places’

its about those 30.000 deleted emails from Hillarys time as SoS


actually about what is yet to happen. Hillary Clinton leading a happy and content life outside of the media circus. She spends her time hiking in the woods, playing with her grandchildren and will never have to dap again in her life. She falls asleep at night with a smile and wakes up with the certitude that all she will have to do for the day is put on a christmas ornament fleece jacket and streak through the woods. She never wears make up again. No man will ever disrespect her again.

‘Rain came pouring down when I was drowning
That’s when I could finally breathe
And by morning gone was any trace of you
I think I am finally clean
Finally clean
Think I’m finally clean
Think I’m finally clean’

Jeongguk seems to be in such a good mood!! He must be really happy and relieved to be finally graduating and leave school and fully concentrate on his career now :’) its a once in a lifetime thing so I hope he enjoys his graduation with a big smile on his face and leaves that place with only good memories ;; ♡