• AD is actually a fan who got so invested in the show that they became part of it and marlene thought it was brilliant
• toby is going to reveal that this whole time he has been a tap dancer
• alison will find out that she wants to become an accountant
• pepe returns
• jason dilaurentis marries (me)
• ezra finally realizes how much of a creep he is
• noel actually hits caleb with a car, leading hanna to discover that she is actually mrs. grunwald’s granddaughter and is growing into her psychic abilities
• emily gets a new love interest
• spencer drinks coffee
• maya actually disappeared so she could become a potato farmer
• aria’s uncle who was mentioned literally once is actually the biggest missing puzzle piece
• eddie lamb actually met aria two days before when she signed up to volunteer but she totally forgot and he’s actually not significant
• cece is not charlotte or charles or a drake or a dilaurentis she’s actually just a girl who got really bored
• marlene makes an appearance
• holden killed charlotte
• mona will announce her new cooking show
• emily’s mom will get drunk
• melissa does something shady
let me know if anyone has any suggestions i worked really hard on it!!
(psst, this is satire. don’t take this seriously. i kinda like ruruka.)
Somebody once told me that ruruka was a bitch by betraying her own goddamn fucking friends so I hope she can still reedem herself, by being nice to others until the anime finally ends
so the game starts and monokuma appeared out of nowhere saying we should kill each other and not spare so I ran with my boyfriend trying to escape thinking everything will be okay
then seiko came, she tried to kill so what’s wrong with defending myself? you’ll never know who I’ll betray next or am i going to be betrayed next
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, eat my fucking candy Hey now, you’re a ruruka, i’m not at all shady and people are trying to find me defendable because betrayal and murder is totally defendable
i was friends with seiko, but not anymore because she betrayed me, that goddamn whore she wasn’t at all my friend and ally because she says if she doesn’t eat my candy she’ll die
so I tell Izayoi to kill her dead becasue we know her NG Code, so we don’t dread did I tell you. that i’m really cunning? That’s the way I like it and I will never stop being stunning.
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, being selfish, that’s me Hey now, you’re a ruruka, get your manipulationasy and people are trying to find me defendable because betrayal and murder is totally defendable
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, killing my boyfriend, Hey now, you’re a ruruka, trying not to feel condemned and people are trying to find me defendable because betrayal and murder
somebody once found a super secret exit and then they tried to escape away from this place I said nope, you should stop being that’s my NG code if I die, then I can no longer hoooooooope
well, people call me devil, because I look so mental but I did it to protect myself, why are they judgemental doesn’t make sense for me to die it makes me wonder why do i even try
so I’m gonna kill and i don’t care if i’m going to despair i like to betray don’t ya know i’ll do anything for a little show
Hey now, you’re a ruruka, get your andou on, ruruka Hey now, you’re a ruruka, you’re a heartless bitch ruruka and people are trying to find me defendable because betrayal and murder is totally defendable
and people are trying to find me defendable because betrayal and murder is totally defendable
A/N: SO, I found this post, and thought it was the best thing ever! Then I ended up having several requests for it, so I thought — okay, I can probably do a decent job of writing that, right? Totally! It’s not my original idea, and credit to whoever had the original post!
“Chris, dude, it’s not working,” Balz grunts, shaking his head despairingly at the old lead singer of Motionless in White as he holds up a costume, puppy dog eyes looking at the entire band.
On snapchat I stumbled across this article which talks about Britney Spears’ journey from America’s first pop princess to shunned and humiliated from society to back to rising star. But the thing that was interesting is that they connected celebrity mental health to the treatment from fans. And their final statement is something that made me think of the kpop community. I felt that it was something that many people within the kpop community should know.
Read this last paragraph:
Read that last sentence real well.
I think its time that the treatment of korean idols, asian idols in general, should be changed into the better. We’ve already seen devastating effects that can happen through the American music industry. Are we really going to wait for the next Britney Spears meltdown to happen in k-pop before we make a change? Or are we gonna save ourselves and our beloved idols from the pain that they may have to end up going through?
These idols, singers, artists, celebrities, performers, yeah they make us happy and work hard for it all. But their life purpose isn’t to sell their soul to us. They’re human and have their own lives too. They love what they do and we love it to. We love them, and its time to start acting like we really do.
you know it was coming baby B) egotron - love, @sin-grumps
Gives nose/forehead kisses
Arin! If only bc Jon is just SO bad at displaying any form of pda lets be honest
Gets jealous the most
Arin does holy shit. Its not blatantly obvious; its quiet and it festers inside of him silently. Didnt he say in the interview that he initially HATED Barry bc HE was friends w Jon? Hes like…i wanna be friends w Jon too omg >:c
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive
Arin does this is not even up for debate. Esp since Jon LIKES drinking while Arin hates the taste of alcohol. But Arin likes keeping Jon safe (since Jon does get v disoriented and loopy) so he prefers having Jon drink at home instead of getting rowdy at a bar oops
Takes care of on sick days
Jon!! I was gonna say Arin, but I remembered that when Arin gets sick (which is rare) he gets hit hard; hes out of commission for a couple of days and hes just absolutely miserable. Jon may not be the best caretaker but he tries his best anyway uwu
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day
Arin?? Though to be honest, I dont think either of them would be able to actually enjoy a nice day in the sun (theyre pale af lmao)
Gives unprompted massages
Arin!! Listen, he likes doing it, he likes making peeps feel good, he did it to Dan in an episode, hes actually trained holy fuck and tbh…him strong lmao. And Jon hates (loves) it bc he just winds up groaning in protest into the couch cushions, 10 seconds away from passing out haha
It depends!! They both have busy schedules so it depends on whos conscious enough to get behind the wheel lmao
Brings the other lunch at work
Arin! He either orders takeout of he calls Jon while hes at the store to see if he wants anything. Jon is normally unwilling to go outside once hes already got himself comfy in his chair for the rest of the day. But on the rare occasion he DOES go outside to eat, Arins face completely lights up; “Ill go w you!! Hold on, shit. Let me just save everything, LET ME COME W YOU!”
Has the better parental relationship
Arin??? Im p sure its Arin lmao
Tries to start role-playing in bed
Embarrassingly drunk dancer
Jon! But it completely baffles Arin bc hes not even bad; hes really good! and he looks adorable and squishy and its all Too Much for Arin to take
Still cries watching Titanic
Firmly believes in couples costumes
Arin!! All i can think of is the adorable renfair outfit he and suzy had; it was cute!!
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas
Jon. Listen,, hes not the best when it comes to pdas or just showin affection in general so this is how he compensates okay?
Makes the other eat breakfast
Arin makes everyone breakfast! (HE MAKES THE BEST DAMN EGGS)
…hmmm. Because I think Arin would be the one who remembers v specific dates and times. But Jon remembers v special moments in his life? He cant pinpoint a date to match the memory, its all approximation. He remembers what they did on their anniversary, but he has to be reminded every year, exactly what day it is yanno?