i love how jen’s bodyguard is always with her and they have a cute relationship like jen’s comfortable with him and i’m gonna say that he’s gonna be the one to carry jen’s baby when she needs the help like this is so cute
if you’re ever feeling bad about yourself please remember the time when julius caesar tripped and fell as he was getting off of his ship in africa, and after he landed face first on the ground he said “africa, i embrace and hold you fast.”
if julius caesar can save face after embarrassing himself in front of everyone, then so can you
A couple of days after Adolf Hitler ripped off countless time travel stories by killing Adolf Hitler, the now leader-less Nazis went “whelp” and sent some high ranking officers to negotiate peace with the Soviets. The man in charge of the Russian side of the negotiations, General Vasily Chuikov, soon realized he had a huge problem: he wanted to look all intimidating and official in front of the Nazis, but he didn’t have any officers to accompany him (they were all fighting some war or something).
Thinking quickly, Chuikov grabbed a couple of nearby war correspondents who happened to be wearing military uniforms and declared them his totally-legit staff. The correspondents also happened to have famous Soviet composer Matvei Blanter with them – he had been sent to Berlin by Stalin to write a symphony celebrating the Soviet victory. However, since Blanter was wearing a suit like some freaking poindexter, he wouldn’t have been able to pass as a true Red Army officer. Chuikov, using that Soviet quick thinking of his, cleverly shoved Blanter into a closet.
Unfortunately, it was pretty hard to breathe in that little closet. Just as the negotiations were wrapping up, Blanter ran out of oxygen, passed out, and tumbled out of the cabinet and into the room, spooking the hell out of the Germans.
And so, one of the most important surrenders in one of the most horrific wars in history was capped by a scene straight out of Friends.