You named your fake detective agency “Psych”? As in “got you”? Why didn’t you just call it “Hey, we’re fooling you and the police department; hope we don’t make a mistake and somebody dies because of it”.
First of all, Gus, that name is entirely too long; it would never fit on the window. And secondly, the best way you convince people you’re not lying to them is to tell them you are!
I know that I come with baggage. And a best friend who’s not going anywhere ever. But I promise you that from this moment forward the only running that I will be doing is into your arms. And I will never stop holding your cold little hands, or losing myself when I wake up in the morning and look at you and recognize how freaking lucky I am.