Judges-and-hosts

Okay but literally I love the Food Network so much like

- They are so diverse, there is not one show of Chopped/Cutthroat Kitchen/Guy’s Grocery’s Games that I have seen that does not have an assortment of races/cultures (white, black, Chinese, Korean, Japanese, Mexican, French, African, etc), both judges and participants

-They are a family channel that is wonderfully supportive of LGBT chefs; I’ve seen a fair amount of gay and lesbian chefs on it and the judges/hosts are always super supportive

-They do children’s versions of a lot of their shows, which is really good for children’s self esteem, to see kids their age able to do such cool things

-They have yearly competitions to help one group of people learn to cook better and another group to obtain their own show on the Network (and the first group isn’t chosen by them, there are literally kids/husbands/wives/partners who send in letters begging the Network to help that particular person cook better). 

- Guy Fieri. Most unproblematic fave in the entire Network. 

-They are so fast to get rid of problematic people as soon as they recognize they are a bad person (Paula Deen, anyone?)

- In every competition, unless specifically stated otherwise, they do their damnedest to have at least one female chef compete which is difficult since male chefs outnumber female ones. 

-They regularly have competitions between Food Network chefs and give any money they “win” to a charity. 

- They always give money to children who are impoverished and are in need of school lunches

Like I can’t…think of anything I don’t like about the Food Network? Except that I CAN’T EAT THE FOOD I WATCH THEM MAKE

theroyalwitch  asked:

“This is not my home. I’m a guest. It is not my place to judge my host.”

Surely, Lafeyette knows what she’s done. Arelian’s been staring at her for what feels like forever, and the truth of it is that he has been staring at her for longer than either of them might admit. Sadly, longer isn’t forever, and that makes this particular instance more dreadful than not.

“Lafeye–” His words cut thin and trail off as he presses a finger to his lips–a self-inflicted hush. More time passes, as time will always do, and it’s spent in that uncomfortable silence that hangs between a scolding, bewilderment, and judgment. 

Once more his lips part and once more his words find themselves cut short, this time to the quick rather than to the nail itself. Back to silence goes Arelian, and now it’s a closed fist that he purses his lips into.

“Okay, listen. This is not my home. I’m a guest. It is not my place to judge my host,” he begins with a slow, even tone, “But please tell me that the box of sand in the corner isn’t Jayley’s litterbox. Please tell me that she’s house trained.”

He looks at her with wide, pleading eyes and manages the halfest of half smiles one ever did see.

  • Friend: ok but aren't they just fictional characters? Why are you obsess over someone that isn't real. I mean that's just weird....
  • Me: why don't u shut yo mouth up before I kill u with my motherfucken fictional powers
  • Friend: ugh...*backs away*
  • Me: that's right hoe

For my anon who questioned me about meeting Katya 😄😄 NYU (my college) holds talent shows in which students perform and they always grab celebrities to judge/host it!! Last year Katya was a judge along with like one if the chicks from OITNB, leslie Jones from snl, niki blonsky from hairspray AND MY QUEEN MARA WILSON aka matilda! I met them all and they are so so nice.

(But I high key love Katya from RDR. And as for favorite queens…. hmmm i love Trixie Mattel.. fuck so many)

“I would have liked to live in 1942...”

Let’s talk of the Italian meme of the moment:
Miss Italia 2015.

Some days ago this girl:

has become the new Miss Italia. Her name is Alice Sabatini and she actually is an average-looking Italian girl, but that’s another story, the real problem is what she answered when one of the judges asked the finalists when they would have liked to live and who they would have liked to be:

Alice: “Err… in the ‘42, a thousand….”
A judge and the host helped her “1942?“
Alice: *kinda nods* “To-”
Judge 1: “To?”
Host: “During ww2?”
Judge 1: “I mean, ok, that’s the year, but is there a reason?”
Alice: “T-to actually see the ww2 since the books talks pages and pages-well, I wanted to live it..? After all I’m a woman so I wouldn’t have been a soldier, I would have stayed at home with the fear of-”
Judge 2: “Got it, Simona (the host)? We’ve gone from ‘I wish for peace on Earth’ to “I’d like to live the war’.”
(Her grammar was quite terrible)

Her questionable answer made the Italian side of the internet blow up.

Memes under the cut.

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McKirk AU

okay so @baelishpetry keeps sending me this picture

and asked what I should caption it as and I said “When you enter the Enterprise’s drag contest and win” 

BUT GUESS WHO COMPETES AGAINST HIM?!?!

FUCKING DR. LEONARD

“BONES” MCCOY

UHURA WOULD BE THE JUDGE SCOTTY WOULD BE THE HOST AND SULU AND CHEKOV FORCED MCCOY INTO IT AND SPOCK PROVIDED SNACKS

KEENSER MADE UP THEIR DRAG NAMES AND KIRK BECOMES “SATURN SWALLOWS” FAMOUS FOR WITTY COMEBACKS WHILE MCCOY BECOMES “VENUS DEVINE” FAMOUS FOR DRAMATIC IMPROV

THE PRIZE IS A BOTTLE OF CHEKOV’S SAURIAN BRANDY (”where did ze captain get zat?” “stole it from Scotty’s till in engineering”) AND THE TITLE OF MISS STARFLEET WHILE THE TROPHY IS SOMETHING SCOTTY AND KEENSER MADE FROM SPARE PARTS IN ENGINEERING

SULU MADE THE COSTUMES AND MCCOY JUST COMPLAINED ABOUT HOW IMPRACTICAL THEY ARE MEANWHILE KIRK IS JUST FLAUNTING WHAT HE’S GOT AND BONES IS JUST LIKE “DAMN IT JIM! I’M A DOCTOR NOT A DRAG QUEEN!”

If Jaehee and MC were judges in a modelling show
  • Seven the Host: Our next contestant, Zen!
  • *Zen walks out shirtless*
  • *With his muscles*
  • Jaehee and MC: !!!!
  • *die*
  • Seven the Host: Beep boop sorry to inform you but our judges
  • Seven the Host: have fainted
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The Anime USA adventure begins! This was the first convention I attended with my girlfriend, and also my final guest appearance of the year. We had a ton of panels that we had to present, along with judging the masquerade and hosting a late-night slumber party! We managed to get some vlogging done in-between all our guest responsibilities, but that being said, these vlogs are still a little all over the place. @____@ Thanks for understanding!

i’m sorry, but this is the show you all want louis on? this flop of a show that almost every article mentions their low ratings? you want louis to appear/judge/host a show where he’s almost guaranteed to fail? well, alright.

star trek au where they’re all on chopped

bones, uhura, and jaylah are the judges, sulu is the host, and jim, spock, scotty, and chekov are the contestants