Joy Rich

anonymous asked:

Hey, can you stop being tsundere for like two minutes to take the time to appreciate all the GuP commanders? ktgxbai.

MIHO NISHIZUMI - Master at the art of Gorilla warfare with over 300 confirmed matches. She will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth with Boko. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

MAHO NISHIZUMI - NEE-CHAN OF THE BEST CHAN MOTHERFUCKER. No one can break through your heart and the enemy’s defenses faster than this girl. She strikes fast and hard to get what she wants and you can’t do shit.

KATYUSHA -  Расцветали яблони и груши, Поплыли туманы над рекой. Выходила на берег Катюша, На высокий берег на крутой. She’s big. She’s not bad. In fact she’s fucking adorable but would probably let you freeze in the winter. 

DARJEELING - You can hear fucking Eurobeat playing from outside her tanks because no matter what, the tea inside will never spill. Darjeeling is a fierce girl that won’t take shit from anyone. Even Miho calls her “Mommy” since Miho has never defeated Darjeeling before. CUZ DARJEELING NEVER LOSES.

KAY “The BAE” - God bless the motherfucking U.S.A. cuz Kay is an absolute joy to this Earth. Rich in weapons, food, and noise, she will always make sure to overwhelm you in everything you fucking do because AMERICA IS THE LAND OF THE GREAT NOT THE LAND OF SHITTY FUCKS THAT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST OTHER PEOPLE. KAY ACCEPTS ALL. SHE LOVES ALL.

ANCHOVY - DUCE!  DUCE! DUCE! DUCE! DUCE! DUCE! DUCE! DUCE! PASTA!  PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! GOD I WISH SHE WOULD WHIP ME

ALICE SHIMADA - So smart she skipped grades and so cute that she made people’s heart skip as well. Alice is the soft, gentle, FUCKING BEAST THAT WILL DESTROY YOU AND EVERYONE YOU LOVE. Like a person doesn’t look down when stepping on ants, Alice will not look down when she kicks your sorry ass excuse of a tank out of the match. Fuck off you aren’t worth her time.

MIKA - She will Finnish the battle as quick as she can play the Kantele. That hat of hers only conceals her actual power level. 

KINUYO NISHI - She will fucking eat you alive. That’s it. 

Also as happy as I am about the new old songs we’re getting, I am also sad and bitter that I won’t be able to buy the boxed edition with all the cool shit and I will probably never be able to afford any special editions of anything (at least in the RH realm/pricerange) so ugh it’s kinda overshadowing my personal hype a little.

Sam:  Sebastian, do you think your life would be less or more rich without ever having met me?

Abigail:  Define ‘rich’.

Sebastian:  Yeah, are we talking monetarily, or…?

Sam:  No, no. God, no. I mean, just like full of joy and richness of love.

Sebastian:  You enrich life more than most people I’ve met, I’ll give you that.

Abigail:  Interesting. That’s a compliment.

Sebastian:  Like a fertilizer, which is typically made out of shit.

Sam:  …are you saying that I’m horseshit?

Abigail:  You can be cow shit, too!

i may not have many redeeming qualities but when someone i love is having a birthday, I will make sure they are birthdayed no matter how broke we all are

I felt foolish and tired, as if I had been running to escape someone chasing me, only to look behind to discover there was no one there.
—  The Joy Luck Club
  • Viktoriya: Major, do you think your life would be less or more rich without ever having met me?
  • Weiss: Define ‘rich’.
  • Tanya: Yeah, are we talking monetarily, or…?
  • Viktoriya: No, no. God, no. I mean, just like full of joy and richness of love.
  • Tanya: You enrich life more than most people I’ve met, I’ll give you that.
  • Weiss: Interesting. That’s a compliment.
  • Tanya: Like a fertilizer, which is typically made out of shit.
  • Viktoriya: …are you saying that I’m horseshit?
  • Weiss: You can be cow shit, too!
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Harry Villiers

Marriage, joy, happiness, love, smut, fluff

Fandom: The Riot Club

Request: “ Hi, I absolutely love your writing. I was wondering if you could do a Harry Villiers smut where him and the reader just got married and they are absolutely and utterly in love with each other and, they ready to start a family together.”

Word count: 1108

A/N: “About the marriage vows: I can’t know what religion the newlyweds are, but since the plot takes place in England, I chose the vows of Anglicans, hope that’s okay:)

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I’m up to episode 7 on Iron Fist, and I have to say I’m pretty much enjoying every character and their plot except for Danny

(AKA Just Trying To Do Her Job While Keeping Her Soul Joy Meachum,  Also Just Trying To Do Her Job While Sometimes Fighting People Colleen Wing,  So Done With Everything Why Does This Keep Happening Claire Temple,   Sympathetic Asshole And Utter Disaster In Human Skin Ward Meachum,   and Running Circles Around Everyone BAMF Madame Gao.)

Too bad the show has to revolve around Danny and all the Orientalism and racism to go with that

apricotica  asked:

Kelly! My beautiful, magical friend, you've made it five decades on this crazy planet. And you look like you've only made it three and a half decades. Nice going. I am so glad you're part of my world, and I miss spending time with you in person. I hope today is rich in joy and that you're properly celebrated by your people. Happy, happy birthday. Love you, sister.

Oh, I miss you so much, my friend! And you are so kind… my grandfather Anderson always said we had a killer lucky Swedish gene pool that shaves decades off the women’s faces. :)