Sock: Halloween isn’t a date on the calendar.

Jowee: Yeah, it is. It’s the thirty-first.

Sock: No, Halloween is in your hearts. Every time a little kid cries in fear, that’s Halloween. Every time something repulsive ends up in a mailbox, that is Halloween. As long as you carry the spirit of destruction and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.

Jowee, picking up a calendar: No, look, it’s the thirty-first.