Random prompt starters

- “Alright who pressed the self destruct button? ”
- “I can soundly assure you he’s 90% dead.”
- “Does anyone have a spare blowtorch.”
- “If we’re about to die right now I want you the know…”
- “So I may have used poison instead of sugar.”
- “What if I kissed you right now?”
- “You know what I changed my mind I’m not having kids.”
- “I probably should have though about the consequences of selling my soul first.”
- “There’s a perfectly good reason for all of these kittens.”
- “Don’t act like you’ve never seen a dead person talking before.”
- “Put your hands somewhere useful.”
- “So I’m either in hell or the heaters been left on for too long.”
- “I told you this would be a bad idea.”

Fbi agent watching me: so she loves him…but wants him to date him?? Wait…if the first guy is “lookin like a WHOLE snack” why is she obsessed with the other guy smiling at him??

Fbi agent: lemme see what’s up with the two of them….*googles otp*

*20 minutes later*

Fbi agent: oh my god she’s right. They’re in love. And he IS a whole snack. HEY–HEY TANYA! COME CHECK OUT THESE TWO. THEYRE IN LOVE, YAH. MY GIRL SHOWED ME THEM. What??? Your boy is into them too???? Well duh! They’re basically MARRIED


💕A compilation of SHINee doting on Jonghyun, 2016-2017 💕 

Happy birthday to this gorgeous, adorable, talented man! I am constantly blown away by your talent, passion and empathy for the world, and you make us so proud. Here’s to a healthy 2017, and another year of great music! 

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the lyrics in the image are from “우린 봄이 오기 전에 (before our spring)”: before spring comes, before it gets warm, should we meet once. before it gets bright, when everyone is asleep, let’s meet for sure. truthfully i like to gaze at you, i like to look over you. to look at you smiling. it’s comfortable for me to just look over you. even though it sounds like a fool’s words i’m scared to go in front of you. even if you say you can’t understand me now, it’s okay. it’s okay because there’s still a lot of time left ‘til spring comes. (source: only you)

I’m.. speechless.
Being a shawol for almost 6 years, I’ve loved Shinee and Jonghyun so much.
Jonghyun and his love for music, is absolutely undeniable. He is one of the most outspoken, warm hearted people ever and now he’s gone,,, and im just really shaking.
My deepest condolences to his family, friends and acquaintances.
He was a beautiful man and if he’s peaceful where he is now, there’s nothing more to say to it.
Idols aren’t superhumans guys. They have emotions too, they have a heart too. Mental health is very important, and losing such a gem of a man like Jonghyun should be a slap on our faces.
Promote mental well-being, please.
Today, all the fandoms, whether Shinee js your ult, fav or not, please stop fanwards and come together and help us Shawols get through this, because we really need the support.
Its always going to 5hinee in our hearts and we love you and will miss you more than you think we would, Jjong.
Krump krump(TT)💔💓
Stay strong, my family.

Feel free to ping me, if you have no one to talk about this to:)