the signs as 21 jump street quotes
  • Aries:Fuck you, Science!
  • Taurus:You have the right to...Suck my dick, motherfucker!
  • Gemini:We ain't finguh-POPpin' each others ace-holes. We're getting shit done.
  • Cancer:Hey, hey! Stop fuckin' with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for yo problems, he's busy wit Korean shit!
  • Leo:Sir, if I have to suck someone's dick... I will but I prefer not to.
  • Virgo:That's my quesadilla!
  • Libra:Well, you do have the right to be an attorney if you want to...
  • Scorpio:What are you doing, trying to find my g spot? Just stick it in. GO!
  • Sagittarius:What? No, I... oh, come on. I punched him and... he turned out to be gay afterwards.
  • Capricorn:Alright, let's try that again and pretend you guys aren't weird.
  • Aquarius:He's white, that means people actually give a shit.
  • Pisces:You know what they do to a handsome guy like me in prison. It Rhymes with GRAPE. It Rhymes with grape.

Cosmo crunches the numbers, examines which of the top 100 actors working today have worked (or not worked) with women directors

Overall, it appears that leading men are generally less likely to work with female directors in their peak salary years. Mark Wahlberg hasn’t acted in a film with a woman director since Penny Marshall gave him his first film role in 1994’s Renaissance Man. Nicolas Cage hasn’t acted in a film directed by a woman since Martha Coolidge gave him his first lead role in 1983’s low-budget Valley Girl. Russell Crowe, Leonardo DiCaprio, Robert Downey Jr., Adam Sandler, Denzel Washington, and Bruce Willis have not acted in a film directed by a woman in over two decades.