Joel Zimmerman

The EDM DJs as US Presidents

Zedd: bans the use of the word “lit”, literally takes care of every major problem in the country, and makes the national dish bacon, and deports Trump

Porter: only allows anime to be made instead of regular cartoons, convinces all parents that video games are okay for kids, and you have pass everything in school with a 100 or else you fail

Dillon Francis: abolishes the drinking age

Madeon: legalises human-baguette marriage

deadmau5: bans all Starbucks shops and replaces them with Tim Hortons and changes national drink to a double double, trolls all celebrities and a few regular citizens

Nicky Romero: changes national sport from American football to soccer (actual football)

Skrillex: confirms every alien sighting (even hoaxes), makes it a law that everyone must own a pet, fills white house with dogs

Krewella: WOMANS RIGHTS :D

Nervo: WOMANS RIGHTS :D

Avicii: replaces Wal-Marts with Ikeas

half thank-you and half get well soon feralmau5 doodle thing for my art dad @s-quallos!!! I’m still fawning over that beautiful art you did for me ; ; and I hope everything with your transition goes well!!! Chin up!!!