Joe Walker


Jasmine and Jafar talking about tigers, suitors, and…fish-fuckers?

Ja'far returns to the Palace to welcome a very important visiting Prince from the land of Pik-zahr, but wait! Isn’t the Princess known to sick tigers on visiting Princes?! I really hope you haven’t goofed this one up, Ja'far!

Better Get Permission…

Umbridge: Permission form to Hogsmeade?

Umbridge: Oh I’m sorry! I didn’t realize I was in the presence of ROYALTY! 

Umbridge: Oh my god he’s so DREAMY!

Umbridge: Oh Mr. Potter, Mr. Potter! Will you play me a song on your guitar! 

*stunned silence* 

Umbridge: Because then you wouldn’t be able to play the guitar anymore… and then all your little friends would just leave you alone. 

Umbridge: *turns slowly to face Harry* 

“Sure, we have to go back home for the summer, but imagine how totally awesome going back is going to be. Until then I’ve gotta go back to the Muggle world. They’re gonna try to tell me that this wasn’t real and none of this happened, but you know what? It was real. It did happen. We spent time here, we made friends here. It’s a part of us. Hogwarts is bigger than any of us, bigger than its founders and it’s gonna be here long after we’re gone. Maybe we’ll see our kids come here one day. That’s the thing about Hogwarts see, no matter how long you’re away from it, there’s always a way back.”

(Darren Criss in A Very Potter Sequel)

“Harry Potter, he helped me once. He taught me something. He taught me that it’s alright to let go of things that hurt us. He taught me to open my heart up to what’s new. Harry Potter gave me a new family. He taught me how to love. I guess that’s kind of what Harry Potter is all about. But you know there comes a time when you have to move on. A time when we have to let even Harry Potter go. And that’s ok.”

(Joe Walker in A Very Potter Senior Year)

Ah, the two famous speeches also known as I’m not crying, you’re crying!