• Digory: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
  • Lucy: What if it bites me and IT dies?
  • Susan: That means you're poisonous.
  • Edmund: What if it bites itself and I die?
  • Susan: That's voodoo.
  • Eustace: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
  • Susan: That's correlation, not causation.
  • Jill: What if we bite each other and neither of us die?
  • Edmund: That's kinky.
  • Digory: Oh my god.