"I, uh, I eat a lot of frozen stuff. It’s usually pretty bad. I mean, the pictures are always so awesome, you know? It’s like, ‘Hell yeah, I’m stoked for this lasagna!’ And then you nuke it, and the cheese gets all scabby on top, and it’s like… it’s like you’re eating a scab… I mean, seriously, what’s that about? It’s like, yo, what ever happened to truth in advertising?"