BTS as things I have said at 4AM
Jin: …And that’s how I ended up humping a bottle of German mustard.
Yoongi: I’m asleep inside because I’m sleeping about the sleep.
Hoseok: OMG GUYYYYYYYS. THE SUN IS RISING. OMG I LOVE YOU ALL.
Namjoon: I’d prefer to sit down over there in that corner and reconsider my life choices and attempt answering the question as to what the goal of life is, okay.
Jimin: Does someone have a Peanutbutter Jelly sandwich for me? Wait, fuck, that’s too unhealthy, I mean does someone have a salad or something? You know what fuck it, doES ANYONE CASUALLY HAVE A CHEESEBURGER FOR ME? I NEED ONE.
Taehyung: I think the Illuminati exist, but they’re all aliens. I’m 100% sure of it.
Jungkook: Jesus Christ, I’m way too young to be awake right now.