jeff & annie || distance

“…a blast of human passion could shock the mainframe into a cold start…”

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Corissa Caps Community: Pilot 

J: At a very early age, I discovered that if I talked long enough, I could make anything true. So either I’m God or truth is relative. In either case–booyah.

D: Interesting. It’s just that the average person has a harder time saying booyah to moral relativism. 

Basic Lupine Urology
  • Professor Kane to Annie:Ms. Edison, when you called me down here at midnight, I expected more than a yam. Specifically since you said there's been a murder.
  • Annie:A yam WAS murdered.
  • Jeff:If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.
  • Annie:Jeff, technically you are about to be screwed in the biology room because our final project has been destroyed.