Xaviola (for my lovely anons). El Pelopo y el Conejo, aka “las marmotas” because they spent half their time duriing concentraciones sleeping in their room instead of hanging out with the others.)

Still think I made this up?

(PS. Saviola pulled a Figo and moved to Real Madrid from Barcelona in 2006 and after a horrible season he moved to Benfica. There are rumors he might return to La Liga next season after his contract with Benfica expires - Espanyol, Sevilla, Villarreal and Milan are interested in him, among others. He’s 29.)