Jason Statham

I am always pleasantly surprised when a Hollywood celebrity calls their child a normal name.  We all are.

“Chris Martin thinks it’s up to you and that ‘Chewbacca’ would be an OK name for a baby.”

No, Chris.

No, it wouldn’t be.  

Man, at least go with “Luke” or “Ben” or something if you’re that obsessed with Star Wars.

Deckard Shaw’s character development
  • Fast 6: *kills Han without remorse as a message to Dom and his group*
  • Furious 7: *is a complete asshole, delivers an angsty speech to his comatose brother in which he swears revenge, wrecks Hobbs' office and nearly gets Hobbs and Elena killed, destroys Dom's house and endangers Brian's child, pulls out a gun in a street fight, allies himself with a terrorist*
  • F8/Fate: *jokes around with Hobbs, is a mama's boy, is a complete dad around Dom's baby, is a protective big brother to Owen, is revealed to be a misunderstood good guy who was once a hero like Hobbs*
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The Fast & the Furious Saga

  • The Fast and the Furious (June 18, 2001)
  • 2 Fast 2 Furious (June 6, 2003)
  • The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (June 16, 2006)
  • Fast and Furious (March 12, 2009)
  • Fast Five (April 29, 2011)
  • Fast & Furious 6  (May 24, 2013)
  • Furious 7 (April 3, 2015)
  • The Fate of the Furious (April 14, 2017)

I lost count of the nights I’ve spent internet stalking my imaginary celebrity husband and the regretful mornings when I wake up feeling like a sore tit.