Jasdero

DGM 28 Day Challenge - 12 - BOTP  - Jasdevi  (The same as always - but this time with shotguns)

I was torn between Lavi / Allen  - Marie / Kanda. Then I remembered middle school me was in love with these two

  • Tyki: Alright, there were two lookouts, but I took 'em down.
  • Wisely: Wow, I didn't hear a single thing!
  • Tyki: First rule of battle: Don't ever let them know where you are.
  • Jasdevi: WOOO-HOOO!! *deafening gunfire* I'M RIGHT HERE! I'M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME OF THIS?! YEAH, YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! *explosion*
  • Devit: Jasdero and I are the best friends on this planet.
  • Road: Well, that's cute. 'Cause Tyki and I are the best friends in all of existence. Which includes your little crummy planet. Tyki and I finish each other's —
  • Tyki: ... — sentences.
  • Devit: Yeah? That all you do? Because I -
  • Jasdero: — and Dero —
  • Devit: — can read —
  • Jasdero: — each other's —
  • Devit: — minds! Ready? What am I thinking of? One, two, three!
  • Jasdevi in unison: Pizza! One, two, three, murder! One, two, three, clouds!
  • Road: Yeah, right. Like we can't do that.
  • Tyki: We can't.
  • Road: One, two, three! Candles!
  • Tyki: Can't do it!
  • Road, in front of a broken coffee maker: Who broke it?
  • All the Noahs: Road: I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
  • Feedler: ... I did. I broke it —
  • Road: No, no you didn’t. Wisely?
  • Wisely: Don't look at me... look at the carbon copy.
  • Tyki: What? I didn't break it.
  • Wisely: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken
  • Tyki: Because it's sitting right in front of us... and it's BROKEN.
  • Wisely: Suspicious.
  • Tyki: No, it's not!
  • Lulubell: If it matters, probably not, but Jasdevi were the last to use it...
  • Jasdevi: Liar! We don't even drink that crap!
  • Lulubell: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
  • Jasdevi: We use the wooden stirrers to push back our cuticles! Everyone knows that, Lulubell.
  • Mightra: Guys, no, let's not fight. I broke it, Road, let me pay for it.
  • Road: NO. Who broke it?
  • Tyki: ... Road? Tryde's been awfully quiet —
  • Tryde: Really.
  • Tyki: Yeah, REALLY.
  • Mightra: OH MY GOD —
  • *Later, as everyone's fighting*
  • Road: I broke it. It burned my hand, so I shot it with my candle.
  • Road: : I predict in ten minutes they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
  • Road: ... Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.