The Weasley Twins are hands down the best characters of the series, and it’s a shame that they didn’t get more screen time in the movies. They had so many amazing moments in the books, but they only got two really solid scenes in the movie (pranking Umbridge and Fred’s death) out of all the things they canonly did. It’s even worse because James and Oliver were arguably the perfect actors for the twins.

Dating Fred Weasley Would Include (plus headcanons): 

  • Running around the halls of Hogwarts late at night, laughter echoing through the halls. 
  • Being totally cool with the other Weasleys, even Percy. 
  • Late nights joking around the fire with the twins. 
  • Helping come up with products for Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes. 
  • Getting so full you think you’ll pass out from all the sweets on the train. 
  • Stealing all his sweaters and shirts, they usually fall to your thighs or knees. 
  • Kicking his ass in Quidditch “Got a problem Weasley?” 
  • Racing him on your cleansweeps. 
  • *Fred caring a body bag up the stairs” 
  • “Should I be concerned?” 
  • *Fred stops to look at you for a few moments* “No” 
  • “Everyone has been calling me Stanco all day. I think Fred Fred Weasley paid them to.” 
  • “Yes. Five Galleons each. it was totally worth it.” 
  • “I miss Draco. Congratulations, universe you win.” 
  • “(Y/N) and I would sometimes hum the same high-pitched note and try to get Draco to make an appointment with Madam Pomfrey.” 
  • “I just want to be friends. Plus a little extra. Also I love you.” 
  • “You know what would energize me? If you (Y/N) (Y/M/N) (Y/L/N)”
  • “Don’t.” 
  • “Would you” 
  • “Don’t you dare. If you propose to me during a House meeting I will say no.” 
  • “Well it’s too late because I’m proposing that you get me a pint of butterbeer. Which would greatly energize me and make me the happiest man in the world.” 
  • Fred when pranking with you, “All her idea too. Awesome. She’s so great.” 
  • “FREEEEEEEDDDDDD” You shout from the top of the stairs at the Burrow. You’re staring down at the bottom of the stairs. You had a black eye from the Boxing Telescope. 
  • Fred whipped his head around to look at George. You came running down the stairs while Fred and George shot up to run outside. You chased them until you tackled Fred to the ground while George crippled over in laughter.