How the beta kids met

Jade on yahoo answers: Is it normal to not have a belly button??????
Hi I’m 7 and I dont live around a lot of people so I wanted to know, is it normal that I dont have one??????

Dave: thats a fucking stupid question of course no one has belly buttons thats just a lie that the Big Media pushes to make us all feel bad about ourselves

John: I guess its not TOO weird!!!!! I’m the same age and I don’t have one either :B

Rose: Hello, I’m a doctor and this is a sign of a terrible illness. Sad to say it but you are all going to die by age 10. There is no hope for you now. God Bless your young soul.

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im in love with the concept of dirk growing up on orange soda but never having tasted an actual orange in his life 

so jade takes him to a new carapace farm plucks a ripe orange off the tree and dirk just bites into the whole thing like a fucking animal, rind and everything

and jade is just staring at him astounded by what the fuck she just witnessed like

JADE: ._.
JADE: i...... think youre supposed to peel it first!!!!!