Strange Magic: Post Sexy Times Head Canon- Bog the Hair Stylist Strikes Again
I want to say that their first time is lovely and beautiful and meaningful. And it will be. I know that.
But if you don’t think that after its all said and done, Bog isn’t going to turn to the side to say something heart wrenching and romantic and full of love and instead just fucking breaks a rib laughing at Marianne’s post-sexy times hair then I don’t even know what’s happening right now.