JUANDISSIMO

FINALLY! I first came up with this idea a little more than a year ago after I made the very same joke to @gmini-outrageous . It took a while, but I finally finished this little comic! 
Cupid and Juandissimo were super fun to draw and even though I’m not really into FOP right now, I would love to draw some more pictures of them in the future.

Juandissimo and Remy

Y’know, with all the stuff about how Fairly Oddparents has been hit severely hard with seasonal rot, and it’s just plodding around, I sometimes like to think of the good times.

Stuff like the Fairy Council crying and talking about all the love is kinda stupid, but I remember feeling genuinely moved in Remy Rides Again, when Juandissimo makes his appearance.

Sure Remy’s a petty, spiteful, diabolical little shit, but he’s still Juandissimo’s godchild, and the guy does genuinely love him. Juandissimo is just normally the comic relief, his awesome manly-sexiness is his main personality trait, but here he does display admirable parental affection for Remy, especially when he finds out that Remy’s lonelier than ever when his parents retreat into their work.

Juandissimo defies Da Rules (granted Jorgen manipulated the whole thing), and goes back to Remy, even though Remy bet him and lost him fairly. Juandissimo was heartbroken over losing him, but he kept on with his life and only went back when he saw how miserable Remy was.

Sure he ends up as Remy’s evil henchman, but Juandissimo does it because he loves the boy. Even though the scene was comedic, I was surprised at how seriously Juandissimo took his duties as a godparent. Juandissimo’s parental affection made me smile.

Just discovered the Cupid/Juandissimo pairing...

… and the more I think about it the more I think it would totally work. Juandissimo seems to want someone that will sit still while he dotes on them, but not reciprocate too strongly (not to mention probably having a thing for pink hair). Cupid’s too knowledgeable about love and too full of himself to feel threatened about Juandissimo flirting with other people. It’s fucking perfect.

I think this is the most obsessive thing I’ve ever posted on the internet, and I’m sorry for that.

Epic Skype Conversations: Fairly OddParents Edition

[3:28:35 AM] Cosmo: [7/23/2013 11:25:20 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID
[7/23/2013 11:25:24 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: THAT NO ONE UNDERSTAND
[7/23/2013 11:25:25 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: S
[7/23/2013 11:25:31 PM] Cosmo: MOM AND DAD AND VICKY
[7/23/2013 11:25:35 PM] Cosmo: ALWaYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS
[7/23/2013 11:25:39 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: BED TWERP
[7/23/2013 11:25:45 PM] Cosmo: THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM
[7/23/2013 11:25:49 PM] Cosmo: IS BROKEN INSTANTLY
[7/23/2013 11:25:56 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: BUT HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH GRANT HIS EVERY WISH
[7/23/2013 11:26:00 PM] Cosmo: *BY
[7/23/2013 11:26:03 PM] Cosmo: *THAT
[7/23/2013 11:26:08 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: *FUCK YOU
[7/23/2013 11:26:10 PM] Cosmo: CAUSE IN REALITY
[7/23/2013 11:26:23 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: THEY ARE HIS GOD PARENTS
[7/23/2013 11:26:28 PM] Cosmo: *ODD
[7/23/2013 11:26:28 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: Odd*
[7/23/2013 11:26:30 PM] Cosmo: LOL
[7/23/2013 11:26:35 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: BEEN A WHILE OK
[7/23/2013 11:27:07 PM] Cosmo: LOL NOT AN EXCUSE OKAY
[7/23/2013 11:27:26 PM] Angel Of Death.: HIS FAIRY ODD PARENTS
[7/23/2013 11:27:32 PM] Angel Of Death.: WANDS AND WINGS
[7/23/2013 11:27:36 PM] Angel Of Death.: FLOATY CROWNY THINGS
[7/23/2013 11:27:45 PM] Cosmo: ODD PARENTS FAIRLY ODD PARENTS
[7/23/2013 11:27:57 PM] Timmy: wheres wanda?
[7/23/2013 11:28:04 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: WHERE IS MY LOVE
[7/23/2013 11:28:13 PM] Timmy: cosmo hit him
[7/23/2013 11:28:22 PM] Cosmo: PHILIIIIIIIIIP
[7/23/2013 11:28:50 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: oh…you mean this nickel here? its a nice nickel, be a shame if someone, SPENT IT ON PORN
[7/23/2013 11:29:04 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: or beauty rpoducts
[7/23/2013 11:29:11 PM] Cosmo: YOU FUCKER
[7/23/2013 11:29:12 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: probably Beauty products
[7/23/2013 11:29:15 PM | Edited 11:29:17 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: and shirts
[7/23/2013 11:29:16 PM] Cosmo: DONT YOU DARE SPEND PHILIP
[7/23/2013 11:29:32 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: i use up alot of shirts for some reason…oh IM SEXY
[7/23/2013 11:29:39 PM] Cosmo: SCREW YOU
[7/23/2013 11:29:42 PM] Cosmo: -takes philip back-
[7/23/2013 11:30:55 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: *poof* phillipe is mine again
[7/23/2013 11:31:13 PM] Cosmo: NEVER!
[7/23/2013 11:31:16 PM] Cosmo: PHILIIIIIIIIIIIIP
[7/23/2013 11:31:19 PM] Cosmo: ;_;
[7/23/2013 11:31:21 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: Oh whats that phillip? you like me more than Cosmo?
[7/23/2013 11:31:29 PM] Cosmo: THATS NOT TRUE
[7/23/2013 11:31:31 PM] Cosmo: YOU MONSTER
[7/23/2013 11:31:31 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: why phillip so nice of Chu
[7/23/2013 11:31:32 PM] Cosmo: ;____;
[7/23/2013 11:31:36 PM] Cosmo: PHILLLLIIIIP
[7/23/2013 11:31:42 PM] Cosmo: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAAAAAL
[7/23/2013 11:31:47 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: Ill trade ou phillip for Wanda ._.
[7/23/2013 11:31:56 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: MUHAHAHAHA
[7/23/2013 11:32:05 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: ehmm* i mean deal?
[7/23/2013 11:32:06 PM] Angel Of Death.: >.>
[7/23/2013 11:32:13 PM] Cosmo: Deal!
[7/23/2013 11:32:18 PM] Cosmo: PHILIP COME TO DADDY
[7/23/2013 11:32:18 PM] Angel Of Death.: Angel Of Death. throws pink hatted rock at cosmo
[7/23/2013 11:32:36 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: ah ah ahhhhh, sign ze contract
[7/23/2013 11:33:19 PM] Cosmo: NO
[7/23/2013 11:33:22 PM] Cosmo: GIVE ME PHILIP NOW
[7/23/2013 11:33:32 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: … sign
[7/23/2013 11:33:33 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: ze
[7/23/2013 11:33:36 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: contract
[7/23/2013 11:33:39 PM] Cosmo: NEVER!
[7/23/2013 11:33:43 PM] Cosmo: TAKE HER
[7/23/2013 11:33:45 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: oh look
[7/23/2013 11:33:47 PM] Cosmo: AND GIVE ME MY PHILIP
[7/23/2013 11:33:48 PM] Cosmo: ;_;
[7/23/2013 11:33:51 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: porn vending machine
[7/23/2013 11:33:55 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: only a nickel?
[7/23/2013 11:33:58 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: wow
[7/23/2013 11:34:07 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: dum de dum de dum’
[7/23/2013 11:34:12 PM] Cosmo: DONT YOU DARE ;___;
[7/23/2013 11:34:27 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: oh no, i think im losing my grip in the coin slot
[7/23/2013 11:34:53 PM] Cosmo: YOU WOULDNT QQ
[7/23/2013 11:35:48 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: AH CHOO………..whoopsy so clumsy of myself
[7/23/2013 11:35:57 PM] Cosmo: PHILIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
[7/23/2013 11:36:07 PM] Cosmo: -poofs into nickel and jumps into the coin slot-
[7/23/2013 11:37:17 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: well no that he is takin care of, TO MY WANDA
[7/23/2013 11:37:45 PM] Cosmo: -from inside the coin slot- PHILIP WHERE ARE YOU PHILIP DADDY NEEDS YOU PHILLIIIIIIP
[7/23/2013 11:37:52 PM] Juandissimo Magnifico: xD