JOKES MATTER

About Sexiest Man Alive...

I already know I am going to offend some people out there when I make this post, but this whole thing with Blake Shelton getting sexiest man alive has made me really mad. You pick this baked chicken over all these men of color? Like literally there are so many beautiful men of color out there! “The Sexiest Man Alive” is a scam that is mostly dominated by white men! Denzel is the only African-American male I know of that has got this ridiculous title. Like what the hell? So I have made a small list of some men of color that I think could bless a cover of Peoples magazine: 

(I picked people in my opinion that I thought fit the bill better than Blake Shelton)

(Ps. Peoples Magazine, you are a joke :))

  • Idris Elba

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  • Rami Malek

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  • Isaiah Mustafa

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  • Jason Momoa

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  • Chadwick Boseman

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  • Steven Yeun

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  • Jesse Williams

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  • Harry Shum Jr.

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All of these are in my opinion. I am just tired of American Media being mainly “white“. America is supposed to be a “melting pot” but it’s not. White ran media is over everything. There are multiple people of color out there and giving Blake Shelton Sexiest Man Alive in my opinion was brainless and stupid. There are so many other celebrities they could have chosen. 

you know it was a good pun if someone tries to kill you for making it

Things that are Very Good in Sawbones:

• Syd’s terrible mom jokes
• Justin refusing to react to her terrible mom jokes no matter how much she points out what she just did there
• When Sydnee loses all perspective to what’s gross or not to non-medical professionals
• When Justin is so icked out he forces the show to go to commercial break
• Either of them putting the other on blast for some wack ass habit
• When Justin just. Apologises to all women ever throughout the history of time
• PLINY THE ELDER TALK
• Those episodes when Charlie was really little & making baby noises on mic

  • Harry: Hey Draco, want to hear a joke
  • Draco:
  • Harry: No matter how many times you say Accio, you still can't make me come.
  • Draco: BITcH wHo ThE FuCK

Denki Kaminari appreciation week

July 9 - 15 2017

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A week dedicated to giving Denki the love and attention he deserves! Rules.

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July 9 - Future ⚡ Pro ⚡ Teamwork

July 10 - AU ⚡ Storm ⚡ Jealousy

July 11 - Family ⚡ Friends ⚡ Birthday

July 12 - Self esteem ⚡ Comfort ⚡ Support

July 13 - Drained ⚡ Charged ⚡ Hope

July 14 - Relaxing ⚡ Studying ⚡ Laughing

July 15 - Affection ⚡ Fashion ⚡ Flirt

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Remember the prompts are just a suggestion to get the creative juices flowing! Feel free to mix and match them or use none at all X3

If I could begin to be

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You Make Me Feel...

Aries: Inspired! You’re so goal orientated and you’re perseverance inspires me to work harder and pursue my own dreams.

Taurus: Open. I can literally say anything and tell you everything. You have an open heart that I’m grateful for. Your trust in me is refreshing ily

Gemini: Safe. My Guardian Angel. I know I can trust you and confide in you without judgement. You’ll be there for me through anything and for that I’m forever thankful (:(:

Cancer: Stunned. You’re so unpredictable. One moment you could be happy and the next you’re roasting your ass off it’s hilarious. You’re anything but dull

Leo: Excited. Every moment with you is a memorable one. You make me want to be the best person I can be. I love you (;

Virgo: Timid. You’re so smart and outspoken. Around you I don’t really speak, I just listen to whatever you have to say 

Libra: Good. I feel competitive around you. I constantly want to be better because of you. Thank you.

Scorpio: Sweet. You’re appreciation for life inspires me. Your kindness towards others is beautiful

Sagittarius: Alive. There’s never a moment where i’m not laughing with you. With you, we took life by the hand and showed it love and fun

Capricorn: Competitive. You are so. damn. hardworking. You constantly want to be the best, inspiring me to be the best

Aquarius: Safe. You’re wise. Intelligent. I can always depend on you to be rational. You make me feel safe and empowered

Pisces: Happy. Your jokes, no matter how dumb they are, make me laugh. You have a happy soul that rubs off on me

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