deathlyfairytales asked:

[text: Basher] Bastian, dear? Please be a doll and go to the address I texted you earlier. I made you a summer ready wax appointment for 11 o'clock. When you come back I do not want to spot a single hair below your chin. Yes darling, I will be checking. Now, give daddy a call when you're done alright? x Jim

[text: Boss] Is this some kind of joke, boss? I wasn’t aware I’d be required to wear a speedo while looking done a scope. You are aware a practically naked man on a roof top is a bit more obvious than my usual black attire, correct? -SM