OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING OH SHITBALLS! OMG. WHAT IF ALISTAIR IS THE GRAY WARDEN THAT IS SACRIFICED IN INQUISITION TO GO INTO THE FADE THINGIE?!
OH SHIT. OH SHIT.
JesusFuckingChrist. I killed Alistair.
Mama, when talking about her decision to keep Alistair as a Grey Warden
Darling Pan text fic.
so I’ve been watching the webseries nothing much to do, (go watch it) based on shakespeare’s
much ado about nothing, and it gave me… this. I’m so unoriginal. But text fics
are fun. Besides, it might make you guys forgive me for the lack of fics lately
(also please know that I am working on a peter pan retelling and it’ll be awesome
I promise. Love me. and you can also find me here) warning for language
From w to t: I am so angry with
from t to w: must be Tuesday
from t to w: what did he do
from w to t: he’s just so infuriating
from w to t: words do not express the level of immaturity he can demonstrate
from t to w: ur so articulate in texts
from w to t: words are important
from w to t: I am so mad
from t to w: go stare at bunnies on the internet
from w to t: thank you. that helps
“You need to surround yourselve with friends. Like that guy from the museum. Trust me, i´m a doctor”
Dr. Seward, playing hard on the “Worst Advice Ever” contest.
“Every relationship i´ve been in ended in disaster. I mean, with my luck Mr. Sweet would turn out to be Dracula, or something like that, hahaha (wait)”
Vanessa “JesusFuckingChrist” Ives
“I´m gonna kidnap my ex-girlfriend so i can drug-force it to become a -hopefully- better person” (walks into a meeting of a radical self-defense female group) “… ok, this has to set a record or something”
Victor “I went buying bread and ended starting a war, probably” Frankenstein
“Careful with that sedative, you could knock yourself out and wake up in the bed of a handsome doctor”. (Victor stares at him) “What”
“Not-subtle-on-the-slightly” Dr Jekyll
“You´re weird. I´m weird. Let´s be weird together”(Lily tells him that she wants to focus on her career) “Wait, what?. This is my house, listen to me”
Dorian “more like Victor everyday” Gray.
“I should warn you people see me as scandalous and disturbing, miss Ives” (literally five minutes later) “Jesus Fucking Christ woman, who are you”