anonymous asked:

The drugs of choice of the Konoha founders: Madara - weed, Tobirama - Caffeine, Hashirama - a strange mix of payote and shrooms, Izuna - liquor, Mito - extreme levels of sugar, Touka - nothing, she's terrifying enough without it.


Why Naruto Failed The True Fans

1) Sakura would have been a great heroine, but her obsession with sasuke ruined it

2) Hinata should have made her goal to bring justice to the branch side of the family, not to slide into naruto’s pants

3) Kakashi should have revealed what Konoha did to the Uchiha Clan

4) There should have been an afterlife reunion between Izuna and Madara

5) There should have been an afterlife reunion with Itachi and his clan (especially the precious Fugaku and mikoto)

6) There should have been more backstory with the Akatsuki members

7) What the fuck is the minkaze clan?

8) HashiMito should have been the ultimate power couple

9) Naruto should have changed the system

10) Akamaru should have many babies

11) Guy should have died, killing Madara and proving everyone that “hardwork will always beat talent” not having him permanently disabled

12) Who the fuck is Kaguya hoe?

13) Orochimaru, rather than sasuke should have been jailed

14) Danzo didn’t die painfully enough

15) Hiruzen was the WORST hokage in history

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anonymous asked:

Modern-ish AU of the Founders era of Naruto. Madara is the skateboarder who will fite you irl or be so thoroughly stoned he can barely form words. Tobirama is the uptight nerd who thinks humanity is inferior to his intellect, but then he meets Madara, adding FEELINGS™. Hashi is the utter dork who talks to his pet plant. Izuna is the blind kid who is 5000% DONE WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS SENJU. Mito is the scary goth girl who freaks people out for fun. Touka is Touka. (Nuf said.)


God I love this??? SO much. 

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In other words, The Uchiha Clan

anonymous asked:

Do you have any hc's on what flame types the characters of naruto would have if they were in KHR? (like the rookie nine and sensei + team gai, sakumo, the sanin, the snake family in general, the senju and uchiha brothers + touka, etc)

….Maybe limit your ask next time? This is kind of a lot, so I’m not going to put my reasoning. If you want to know why I made the choice for a few of them, you can toss another ask my way.

Kakashi: Lightning

Naruto: Sky/Mist

Sasuke: Wrath

Sakura: Sun

Sai: Rain

Kurenai: Mist

Kiba: Storm

Shino: Cloud

Hinata: Rain

Asuma: Cloud

Choji: Sun

Shikamaru: Rain

Ino: Storm

Gai: Sun

Lee: Sun

Neji: Lightning

Tenten: Storm

Sakumo: Rain

Orochimaru: Cloud

Tsunade: Sun/Sky

Jiraiya: Sky

Rogu: Rain

Mitsuki: Mist

Madara: Wrath

Izuna: Lightning

Hashirama: Sky

Tobirama: Rain

Touka: Storm

swagness2001  asked:

I was reading your headcanons for Hikaku and. Mito and Hikaku? She may have married Hashirama, but come on. A Sensible Being. From the Uchiha clan? What god sent this gift? Hashirama didn't realize the only reason he made peace with the Uchiha was because Mito married them to Hikaku.

Omg I LOVE this. Have some ridiculousness, I couldn’t resist. 

“He’s pretty, isn’t he?” Mito asks thoughtfully, eyeing the Uchiha currently arguing—more or less politely—with Izuna. Hashirama caught enough of their conversation earlier to know that Hikaku is the main reason Izuna even agreed to peace talks, though those talks look like they’re going to go up in smoke if something doesn’t change drastically.

Hashirama blinks at his wife, then glances back at Hikaku, wondering if this is one of those things established couples are supposed to do. Looking at other people is healthy, right? And Hikaku is definitely worth looking at—all the Uchiha are pretty, but Hikaku has finer bones than most of them, and the high ponytail emphasizes the delicate angles of his face. Hashirama caught a glimpse of him smiling at his younger cousin earlier—the cousin who then attached himself to a bewildered Tobirama and refused to be shaken loose—and he was lovely indeed.

“Very,” he agrees, offering Mito a smile, happy to make her happy.

“Hmm,” Mito offers thoughtfully, and snaps her fan shut. She glides away with the poise of a queen, cutting right through the Uchihas’ argument and somehow coming out on the other side with Hikaku on one arm and Izuna gaping behind them. Hikaku doesn’t look like he has any clue how it happened, either, but when Mito turns her empress smile on him he flushes and doesn’t try to pull away.

Hashirama might have looked deeper into it, because it’s Mito and she never does anything without a reason, but that’s the moment Madara and Tobirama get into another hair-pulling match and he has to bolt over and break them up. Wrangling them back to their respective corners pushes the matter entirely out of mind, and Hashirama forgets all about it.

It stays forgotten right up until he steps into their bedroom that night and finds Hikaku tied to the headboard with Mito perched on the mattress beside him, smiling like a tigress.

“Oh,” Hashirama says dumbly, and then “Oh,” as the pieces connect, because he might not have his wife’s mind for politics but he’s gotten a lot better at reading through the layers in each of her actions, and this one is clear. He chuckles, leaning over to kiss her gently, and then offers Hikaku a warm smile. “Hello. Just her, or both of us?”

Hikaku goes crimson, stutters, and then groans in clear mortification and closes his eyes, tipping his head back against the pillows. “Both of you,” he manages, almost a squeak.

“This is a test run,” Mito says cheerfully, and stands up to drop her robe to the floor. Hashirama watches her with admiration and no little hunger, because Mito is the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen and so devastatingly brilliant he can barely breathe when he looks at her sometimes.

From the sound Hikaku makes, he entirely agrees.

Mito laughs, leaning in to kiss Hashirama teasingly before she bends to offer Hikaku the same. Hashirama watches them, feeling the heat crawl through his blood and curl up his spine, and then prompts, “Test run?”

“Mmm.” Mito leans forward, the cascade of her scarlet hair tumbling free of its buns, and sprawls on the far side of Hikaku, sliding a possessive hand down his bare chest as she gives Hashirama a wicked smile. “If we all have fun and there are no objections, I can have a wedding scheduled within the week.”

His wife is an evil mastermind, Hashirama thinks fondly. He’s so glad she’s on his side, though he does feel a bit of pity for Madara, who keeps trying to oppose her. Leaning forward, he unknots the ropes holding Hikaku, and at Mito’s pout reminds her gently, “Bondage on the second date, Mito. Let’s see how he is with his hands this time.”

One of the hands in question slides up Hashirama’s shoulder, tentative but determined, and curls around the back of his neck. Hikaku puts just enough pressure behind the gesture to make it a question, and Hashirama goes gladly, kissing him thoroughly.

“I’m very good with them,” Hikaku promises, faintly breathless, when they separate, and his eyes are crimson and black in the low light of the bedroom.

Mito chuckles, looping an arm through Hashirama’s to pull him close. “Prove it,” she challenges, and tumbles Hashirama onto the bed with them.

(It’s a good night, and the look on Madara’s face the next morning when he bursts in to complain about Tobirama is very nearly better.)