Ivy Lynn



“I’d like to thank my mother, Leigh Conroy- the magnificent Leigh Conroy- for giving me the greatest gift. And that is a life in the theater. I can only hope that, one day, I can give that gift to my children. For me, there is nothing more magical than that moment right as the lights go down and the crowd is waiting in silence with anticipation for the show to begin. It’s a moment full of hope and full of possibilities. So I’d like to thank the audience for coming and for believing, as I do, that there is nothing more important or special as live theater. Thank you so much.”

-Ivy Lynn (Smash)


Today, I cover a song from an ill-fated television musical series!

Give it a gander, and let me know what you think! Thanks for listening~

List of People Batman Probably Shouldn’t Punch or Should at Least Feel Bad About Punching
  • Roman Sionis AKA Black Mask: Has a pacemaker for his heart condition.
  • Jonathan Crane AKA The Scarecrow: Underweight, abuse survivor, canonically hypermobile and thus suffers from chronic pain, hypotonic.
  • Waylon Jones AKA Killer Croc: Abuse survivor, condition causes chronic pain.
  • Jervis Tetch AKA The Mad Hatter: Small, possibly suffers from a hypoplastic condition.
  • Mary Dahl AKA Baby Doll: Suffers from a hypoplastic condition, literally the size of a small child.
  • Victor Fries AKA Mr. Freeze: Can’t survive outside his cryosuit, probably in his 50s.
  • Pamela Isley AKA Poison Ivy: Abuse survivor, skin is highly toxic, probably suffers chronic pain as a result of her condition.
  • Garfield Lynns AKA Firefly: Covered in burn scars, scar tissue likely causes chronic pain.
  • Oswald Cobblepot AKA The Penguin: Has a bad limp, physically incapable of fighting.
  • Edward Nygma AKA The Riddler: Abuse survivor, physically weak, canonically recalls every beating he’s ever gotten.
  • Jason Todd AKA Red Hood: Suffers from severe PTSD, literally Bruce’s kid.
  • Basil Karlo AKA Clayface: Can’t keep one shape for long, has chronic pain, probably not a good plan to punch mud.
  • Peter Merkel AKA Ragdoll: Hypermobile and definitely has chronic pain as a result.

Feel free to add anyone I missed.

Kick-ass ladies I adore Ivy Lynn; Smash

- I don’t feel like I’ve gotten anywhere. I feel like I’m the same old Ivy, the girl in the back of the chorus.
- (…) All it takes to make it in this business is one role, if it’s right for you. You fought like hell, and you got that role. You are Marilyn Monroe on Broadway. Now get out there and show everyone what all those years in the chorus taught you.

someone: *mentions ivy*
tom: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

How Various Rogues Attempt Get Jon to Eat

Because I legitimately headcanon that Jon tries very hard to live on black coffee and air like, 75% of the time.

Edward: Programs riddles into the coffee machine and refuses to remove them until Jon eats a proper meal.

Jervis: Forces Jon to join a tea party and doesn’t let him leave until he has eaten at least one thing.

Selina: Makes him stuff like this:

Only edible (because jello brains are appetizing right?)

Ivy: Repeatedly sends him random fruits and has trained her plants to lock him in her greenhouse until he eats something whenever he visits.

Harley: Bakes cakes and various sweets for him


Jason: Inadvertently helps by showing up at Jon’s house injured and because Jon is from the South his first instinct is to feed Jason and Jason stares at him if he doesn’t eat.

Croc: Takes him out drinking and makes him eat while he’s drunk.

Garfield: Sends one of his giant dogs to Jon’s house with food

Oswald: Gives him discounts at the Iceberg Lounge if he orders food.