Clearly, that Elf’s World crash (and the death of DONG BibleThump) from yesterday is rigged by the SELECT SECT! For many hours now and even while I posted this, the Sect have won almost consistently—never before they’ve gained such domination like this!

Now I realized why I officially joined the Sect after BABA exited the Ice Path weeks ago… deIlluminati

(GIF by flarn2006)

  • Rose Quartz:*can't find Greg*
  • Greg, from his van:HEY! She's not perfect, but that's just mean to say!
  • Rose:Oh, there he is.
  • Pearl poking her head out from her room:ROSE IS AMAZING! I WILL FIGHT WHOEVER SAID THAT!
  • Rose:Oh, uh... hi Pearl.
  • Jasper, coming to Earth in a ship:Rose is a worthy adversary! I would fight her if I could!
  • Rose:Oh, um, this is getting out of hand now.
  • Steven, from upstairs:Wait, Mom!? What's going on?
  • Rose:The fuck

Power resides where men believe it resides. No more and no less…A shadow on the wall, yet shadows can kill. And ofttimes a very small man can cast a very large shadow.


This is the only thing that is making me happy right now.