i signed up for rvb because of its machinima. it reminded me of how me and my brother used to play around in video games all the time as kids and

and then i saw tucker and i was just all *heart eyes* over him but then

story kicked in and i didnt sign up to fEEL for these stupid characters or any stupid story and i just *clutches chest*

Allura: I don’t get it, you guys call him your father as a joke all the time?
Keith: That’s what I said!

when I get a hand in it, every pairing is the shitpost couple. Alien confusion over those dumb earth-things is 👌 (THIS IS VERY MUCH ALMOST COPIED FROM A HOMESTUCK COMIC I SAW YEARS AGO but I can not track down the original tumblr post? If someone got a link so I can credit that would be great)

Imagine an entire Star Trek show about a group of people who aren’t members of the bridge crew or one of the higher ups, and each week it’s them trying to do their job while crazy shit happens that they don’t really understand, like:

  • They get an announcement from their superior officers that goes “You may notice a child walking around the ship in a captain’s uniform. That is in fact the captain and is to be treated the same as always. We’re quickly working on a solution.”
  • A transporter mishaps causes the chief engineer to turn into a vulcan. They try not to stare at the ears, and move on.
  • Shots of them reacting to superior officers running through the background in the midsts of a red alert that they don’t know what it’s in response to.
  • “Did you hear the away team landed on planet that had five years pass before they got them back?” “Man, I’m glad I got skipped over for that assignment.”
  • Trying to figure out if the rumor that their commander got kidnapped by an alien race that considers them their god is true or just something made up by a bridge crewman to mess with them.
  • Popping in and out of existence and taking bets on which All Powerful race it is that’s doing it and why.
  • anytime Weird Shit happens on the ship it’s never explained. why are there chickens in the Jeffrey Tubes? why does the captain have a double? why did the chief medical examiner briefly turn homicidal? they don’t know and neither do you.
  • Each episode ends with them pouring one out for the crewmembers who died that week.
Friendly reminder that

- Piper is Native American

- Hazel is black

- Frank is Chinese

- Leo is Latino

Please don’t whitewash. Representation is important.

'' We will live... ''

 Thanks to @unisonraidd for helping me with the text ♥ 

tbh if Keith and Pidge were friends at the garrison, they’d be the ultimate pain-in-the-commander’s-ass duo.

  • Pidge: salutes with the wrong arm
  • Commander: wrong arm, cadet
  • Keith, immediately after: salutes with the wrong arm out of pure spite
  • the two would get punished together and have to clean the kitchen after meal times. Pidge complains the entire time, but they always end up messing around and making a game out of their chore. One time the commander walked in on them play-fighting with the hose and they got even more detention.
  • they’re the Rowdyruff Boys of the garrison tbh
  • they become so inseparable that people start associating one with the other. when Pidge is alone: “where’s the brooding one?" when Keith is alone: "where’s the green goblin?”
  • Pidge’s tendency to sweat a lot and Keith’s executive dysfunction means they both smell bad a lot. but it doesn’t really bother either of them because there are more important things to worry about.
  • important things like aliens and supernatural energy!! conspiracy theory buds all the way. much of their free time together is dedicated to outlining bigfoot’s movements, tracking alien signals, and exploring nearby caves.
  • they like to spread rumors about how certain places at the garrison are haunted. and then charge people for tours where they may or may not have set up fake jump scares here and there. it’s all in good fun :^)
  • Pidge and Keith undertake secret Operations all the time. whenever they sneak around the garrison after curfew, they always have walkie-talkies on hand and use code names. Pidge is Supernova and Keith is Fire Sword.
    • Pidge: ……Fire Sword?
    • Keith: you know, like…a flaming sword
    • Pidge:
    • Pidge: cool
  • the two like to play innocent and annoy the shit out of Commander Iverson by pretending to forget his name
    • Keith: Commander Ivyton—
    • CI: It’s Iverson.
    • Pidge: Are you sure? You look more like an Ivyton.
    • Keith: I think he looks like a Donald.
  • also they like to call him Commander Dick behind his back because, y’know, his name’s Peter. also he’s a dick

everyone who doesn’t immediately rock out when mr. brightside comes on is lying