Louis is fed up of having to pay for his food and decides to pretend he has been stood up by his “date” in order to blag himself a free meal, Harry is the clueless romantic dragged into the equation, Zayn and Liam think Louis is an idiot, and Niall just really loves garlic bread.
Hypnotist AU where Louis and Harry are best friends and Harry moans out Louis’ name on stage at a hypnotist show and Harry doesn’t remember anything afterwards. Louis promptly has a nervous breakdown. Harry is oblivious.
Harry pretends to date his best friend to escape unwanted attention from a too insistent classmate and hopes it won’t blow up in his face. Featuring embarrassing dildo accidents, awkward boners, longing, first times, late night conversations, emotional discoveries and Niall as the exasperated friend with bad advice.
I have a lot of problems related to sleep and i love sleeping but im afraid to sleep sometimes
i have exploding head syndrome (usually i hear gunshots/cymbals/firecrackers/bangs/claps)
and i get sleep paralysis a lot which is scary as fuck
and lucid dreaming where i always imagine some sort of scary non human person in the room with me
i also get dreams within dreams (more like nightmare within nightmares lol)
but i get really terrible sleep paralysis. it happens multiple times a week and it’s especially terrifying when you’re dreaming in a dream and you have sleep paralysis in the dream and then you can finally move your body in the dream
and then you actually wake up and your corporeal body is still frozen
and i sleep with the covers over my head so sometimes im completely awake but paralyzed and i suffocate lmfao