I was thinking about the ‘Jasper is a successful cluster fusion’ theory and how some people point out that Malachite has only hands and no feet as something that proves the theory and I thought how does that prove the theory? And then I thought what if she doesn’t have feet. What if she removed her boots it was just an extra pair of hands. Has Jasper gone her whole life thinking all gems have only hands and no feet.


If you’re planning on going to a Fall Out Boy concert soon, please remember to wear a bulletproof vest.

Multiple people have reported of a short, fedora-clad man stealing the lungs of FOB fans before shows. It has been speculated that this man is the lead singer of the band who does this to get more air support for singing. 

Wearing a bulletproof vest will eliminate any possibilities of this man stealing your lungs and it is crucial that Fall Out Boy fans know to protect themselves from this dangerous man. 

anonymous asked:

Do you take requests? Could you perhaps explain what "Cheeky Nandos with the lads" is and why people are laughing at it?

From what I can tell, it’s a slang phrase associated with the UK form of douchebags. “Nando’s” is a restaurant chain, and “cheeky” denotes a certain vaguely disrespectful attitude; so going for some cheeky Nando’s with the lads would be to go out with your loud annoying friends and be loud and annoying at the Nando’s.

It’s funny to British people because they know what demographic it’s referring to, and it’s funny to Americans because Americans historically find British people amusing. It’s because they talk so funny.

Nando’s serves Portuguese food, I believe.


#joke // Every white girl in every horror movie be like