IroncupcakeEarth:SodaPop

THE OUTSIDERS:

a book that you could literally throw at anyone’s face and it wouldn’t hurt nearly as much as the story

Ponyboy back at it again
  • Pony: Steve Randle? More like Steve Gambles!! Get it?
  • Steve: Shut up. Ponyboy? More like HORNYboy. Get it? Specially when Cherry is around!
  • Two Bit: OMG STEVE. YOU SAVAGE!!! *Laughs*
  • Pony: Hey! So you think this is funny?... Two Bit... more like Two Inch! *laughs*
  • Steve: *Bursts out laughing*
  • Two Bit: Two Inches radius!
  • Steve: So that means... *yells* SODA HOW THICK IS TWO BIT'S DICK IF THE RAIDUS IS TWO INCHES? IS IT DOUBLE TWO TIMES PI? IS THAT IT?
  • Soda: .....
  • Steve: ....
  • Soda: Steve why do you ask me this stuff?
  • Steve: Oh.. I'm sorry I-
  • Soda: BITCH I DROPPED OUT OF SCHOOL, NOW YOU WANT ME TO DO MATH BOUT DICKS?

peasant: oh ya i love The Outsiders its a very good movie i love the part when johnny, is that his name? whatever, anyway when he’s like “stay golden horseman” dude im like a total fangirl over that movie but dude robin lowe is such a good actor, he’s so cute, he’s literally the reason pepsiman is my favorite characte-

me:

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Requested by anon:

“Y/n, would you like to go to the movies with me this weekend?” Sodapop asked you as you noticed Steve and Two-Bit standing behind him acting like total goofs. "Why are you laughing?“ He asked as you pointed behind him.

"Do you love her? Huh?” Steve teased and Two-Bit tried to act innocent in all this. 

“Come on guys, leave the poor boy alone.” You stated as you wanted to answer Sodapop’s question.“Yes I’ll go on a date with you, as long as these two don’t tag along.”

Darry, Dally, Soda & Roof.
  • Darry: And then I was like bitch, you don't think I've heard that "raise the roof" joke? IM IN THE ROOF BUSINESS. WE OWN THAT JOKE.
  • Dallas: ... Bitch you can't own a joke!
  • Darry: Bitch I can! I own many! I own you!
  • Dallas:
  • Darry: Get it?.. Cause you are a joke...
  • Dallas:
  • Darry:
  • Soda: Wow... Darry that was just roof...
  • Darry: What?
  • Soda: Get it? That was just roof? As in that was just rude?
  • Darry:
  • Soda: Roof.. Rude.. Roof
  • Darry: leave the house immediately
‘Friendly Reminder About Dallas Winston’

In most imagines that I see Dallas can just not keep it in his pants and was whoring around town while he has a girlfriend. Dallas wasn’t some whore-y cheater. He HAD a girlfriend,Sylvia. And he WAS pissed when she cheated on him. Even if there is girls throwing themselves at him, he would most likely stay faithful. Most boys then, were. Yeah they messed around and embarrassed other girls but at they end of the day they had their girl. Just like Soda, for example. He really loved Sandy and yeah, he embarrassed other girls but he wanted to MARRY her. Yeah, Dallas was a dick, but he wouldn’t cheat on his girl. Back then, even the worst greasers wouldn’t/couldn’t cheat on their girl.  They were faithful. It wasn’t like nowadays, how some guys wont even date girls if they cant get any and ‘side hoes’ are things that are normal to have. Dallas Winston is not a cheater, the boys dint even like cheaters. Like the way they told Johnny to stay away from girls because the way they are. It was more common then, for the girl to cheat on the guy. 

Originally posted by imlostinsantacarla

This has been a psa.