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Falling Playbook 2

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

Subtitle: Setting the Rules

Pairings: Jeon Jungkook x Reader (Seol)

Themes: smut | college!au | fwb!au

Word Count: 12.5k

Summary: Jungkook and I want to test the waters before we start anything serious.

Masterlist | 01 | 02 | …

It was Monday; first out of five days which were going to determine whether Jungkook and I could be friends or not. We had five days to test the waters before we could proceed with our arrangement. By Friday, we would either start our sexual adventure or just settle for that one time thing we had already shared. Regardless of the outcome, I was excited. It was new to me, and I just couldn’t help but smile whenever I thought about it.

Jungkook had been very persistent when he had told me he wouldn’t have let me leave his apartment until he had had my every social media account. We had to be in touch, we were supposed to become friends after all.

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Raspberries | Junhui

For a first published fic that I’ve just had laying around for ages I’m real proud of this one.
Quick note?? This fic contains adult themes? But nothing nsfw (I don’t think)
Anyway, hope y’all enjoy!


Pairing: Junhui x female reader
Genre: Fluff (lil bit illegal at the end? if ur not chill with reading about bathtub shenanigans then don’t read this?)
Word Count: 5021

It was 1am by the time you got home. You had both seen a late movie together and it had gone for longer than you both thought. It ended up with having to walk home because the bus services had ended and you only had about 43 yuan between the two of you. In other words, not enough for a taxi. You walked together, swinging your interlinked hands between you both as you wandered in the direction of your apartment.

“Are you hungry?” Jun asks suddenly, looking over to you.

You had been feeling hungry since you went in to see the film, forgetting to buy snacks in your rush to not miss the start of the film. “Yeah, like, super hungry,” you answer, “But we have no food at home? Only like, two lemons and one slice of bread,” you continue, “We ate the last of our instant noodles last week because we agreed to cook real food and be healthy people.” You explain, recalling the first day you tried to teach Jun how to cook noodle soup.

“There’s a 24 hour store on the way home, we can get some instant noodles and ice cream,” he suggests squeezing your hand slightly.

“Oooh, I’m choosing the flavour this time because you got to last time and it was rubbish.” You state starting to swing your hands together.

“You still ate that ice cream though.” He chuckles at the memory of you sitting on the kitchen bench eating ice cream out of the container.

“Well someone had to,” you reply trying to make it sound like it was a chore.

Jun smiles and shakes his head, “You’re such a dork,” he sighs softly as you both continue wandering along the sidewalk. You’re both silent for a few minutes, just walking contently, hand in hand, on the cold early spring night.

“I love you so much,” it’s almost a whisper but you still catch it. Jun is looking off into the distance at the skyline of the small street.

You blush a little, “I love you too,” you whisper quietly back squeezing his hand a little.

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No love - Jungkook

Summary : What will happen to that girl, that one person out of more than 7 billion that he chose to work off all the anger he had inside of him toward the Human kind during all these years. He will certainly torture the poor thing, play with her mind, play with her feelings, and in the end end, he’ll kill her, like he always do.Because he’s a demon, and that’s what demons do, bad things.

Genre : Demon!au, angst, [mention of murders]

Word count : 2584

I apologize for every grammar or spelling mistake, keep in mind that English isn’t my first language ♥


It’s been a year. A whole entire year that he spent tracking his prey, his next victim. He followed her all the time, when she was going to college, when she was going on dates with stupid humans, when she was shopping, or when she was home alone he was there somewhere.

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anonymous asked:

Hi! Could you write a scenario where jimin and you are best friends but being the flirt he is, he starts to flirt with you for fun and then you flirt back? With a sweet and fluffy ending please thank you <3 love your scenarios btw!! :D

Hope you enjoy!!!!!! :DDDD
- Devi ೭੧(❛▿❛✿)੭೨

Originally posted by sugakookie

> friends. 

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Entitlement

Office Rant (na naman)

Hindi yata talaga nauubos ‘to. We, the sovereign, normal, creatures of the corporate world, will never be immune to all the office politics existing on Earth.

So ayun na nga, we were certified for the ISO 2015 version. Tagal na, nung June pa. And then there are these people na ang singtaas ng beanstalk ni Jack ang entitlement sa buhay, nag-iinsist na dapat anya magpakain ang kumpanya for the “effort” of all those who made the certification possible. Cya cge, pagbigyan. Nagpa-chooks to go si mayor nung isang linggo. If I remember it right, weeks before, nagpa-ice cream rin yata. Punta sa canteen, pakita ang stub, instant ice cream sa mainit na panahon. Eh di okay na. Aba eh hindi matigil tong mga beanstalk, andami pang achuchuchu. Kesyo nung araw daw, may pakain ng catering sa office, kesyo kesyo chenez.

This morning, I received a call from the HR staff na bukas nga daw ay may pa-Vikings naman. Aba matinde!!!!! Akalain mo napa-approve nila yun!! Pero unlike sa mga naunang token, this time para lang dun sa mga taong involved talaga, yung mga nagrevise ng procedure, yung mga nagpakitang gilas, yung mga anak ng dyos, juice colored! Kaya inisa-isa kaming tawagan. At bukas ng hapon daw ay aalis at kakain sa Vikings MOA. Ang saya ano po? Eh di nag-confirn na lang ako na sasama, alangan namang mag-inaso pa ko.

GIANT FACE PALM!!!

Ano ba mga beanstalk!?? Ang pagrerevise ng procedure, pagpapa-audit at re-certification ay parte ng trabaho natin bilang ISO-certified company. Wag nyong sabihin saking dugo at pawis ang inalay nyo para lang sa mga procedures na sinubmit natin eh risk register lang naman ang nadagdag sa 2015 version, naka-template pa! Enebenemen mga ate mga kuya. Sabihin ng galante ang kumpanya, multi-national company in 44 countries worldwide, palong-palo ang stocks sa NASDAQ, but to spend tens of thousands for a one-night buffet?? C'mon! Is this the new trend on employee motivation? Di na yata ako updated sa HR trends. Tsaka bakit “selected people” lang? So yung machine operator na sumusunod sa mga pinaskil nyong process specs matrix, waley na lang, thank you na lang. Yung mga rank and file na nagprint, naglaminate, nagring bind, thank you na lang, kain kayo sa canteen, kami lang sa buffet??

I’m sorry I’m not sorry but I don’t get the logic. Ang taas lang talaga ng entitlement nila sa buhay. Bat kaya? Malaki ba utang na loob ng kumpanya sa kanila sa pagkakacertify? I don’t understand the management as well. Grabe nyo kami pitpitin sa cost savings sa Supply Chain. Yung kulang na lang hingin na lang namin yung mga produkto sa suppliers. Tas may pa-Vikings. I mean there are a hundred and one ways to reward your employees for a job well done. Hindi ko lang talaga cguro magets yung way nyo.

So dito na lang to sa blog, kase if ever I voice it out to anyone here, ako ang pessimistic, ako ang nega, ako ang di makuntento, ako na ang ungrateful. Issue pa eh.

BUTI NA LANG MAY TUMBLR AKO!!!
At sila, wala.

Yeah, HIGH FIVE!!

In praise of the Instant Pot.

Do you have a tiny kitchen? An efficiency apartment? A non-working stove, or no stove at all? But yet you want to cook things and stop eating things out of the microwave?

You need an Instant Pot.

What is it, praytell?

The Instant Pot is a programmable pressure cooker that can also work as a crock pot or an ordinary cooking pot. It can steam, stew, roast, even bake.

But pressure cookers are scary!

No they’re not! Not anymore! This is high tech with a locking lid and automatic settings. You literally do this:

  1. Put food in.
  2. Seal it up.
  3. Hit a button.
  4. Wait.
  5. Eat food.

And pressure cooking is way faster than conventional. You can make pot roast in an hour. Pasta with sauce and veg in minutes. I’ve done stews, I’ve made steel-cut oats, I’ve done hard-boiled eggs, and tonight I’m making a cheesecake in it (by placing a smaller container inside the pressure vessel you can cook all kind of things).

They come in  couple of sizes but can live unobtrusively on your counter and cook just about anything you want to eat. Baked potato? Instant pot. Rice? Instant Pot. Chili? Instant pot. Ice cream? Okay, so not everything.

IT’S MAGICAL.

Admittedly, the IP is not cheap. There are other, cheaper programmable pressure cookers on the market, but the iP is much higher quality. An item for a Christmas list? I got mine on an Amazon lightning deal for about $80. 

Root Beer Float anyone? It’s national Ice Cream Soda Day! Two parts soda, one part vanilla ‘scream and you have a float made in heaven.

Ice Cream Sodas were invented in 1874, possbily by accident! Robert Green substituted scoops of ice cream to keep soda cold after he ran out of ice – it was, of course, an instant hit. In 2012 we updated the classic by taking an all ice cream approach to it with our flavor # 68, Scratch Root Beer Float – again, an instant hit!

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How to make instant ice-cream | Do Try This At Home

Are you in urgent need of some ice-cream on a hot, sunny day? Well science is here to save your summer! Beth and Sarah make liquid nitrogen ice-cream and show you how to make your own instant ice-cream in just a few minutes using milk, cream, ice, and… salt!? https://youtu.be/kCLrpuLVpqs

i think luke would be very willing to spend new years indoors with you if you don’t feel like celebrating and partying on new years eve with your friends just so you don’t feel alone and you would be extremely grateful for that even though you told him that it’s okay for him to go out with his friends and let you spend new years alone on the internet but he insists that its all right for him to spend this years new years eve with you and just the two of you alone and probably even pizzas don’t deliver that night so you two and made a mental note to go buy some groceries during the day of the 31st just so you guys can cook pancakes during the night or spaghetti with instant bolognese sauce and ice cream for when the midnight hunger strikes and when you both already had dinner and are sitting on the couch sharing a tube of ice cream (really you’re feeding him ice cream he’s just using his hands to touch you appropriately) but when the countdown’s starting he’s rubbing your arm and touching your jaw and is so set to kiss you at midnight (and the thought of ending the year and starting a new one with the same kiss) so 10 seconds to new years he’s already had his head so close to yours and his head leaned in and lips touching and kissing for quite some time into the new year and finally letting go only to say “happy new year babe i’m so happy to be spending it with you and i love you so much and i’m so glad i didn’t go out with my friends i’m so happy to be with you right here i love you baby” and not even giving you time to tell him the same but kissing you again😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙😙

Preference: Period

Michael:

When you are on your period Michael would be over in an instant with ice cream, chocolate, pizza, your favourite hot drink and video games. You’d sit between his legs as you two play video games while eating the variety of foods he bought over, if you ever got a cramp he would instantly stop what he was doing and rub your stomach better.

Ashton:

Ashton would bring over a hot water bottle, chocolate and movies. He’d hold you close, his warm hand resting on your lower stomach while you watch movies, holding the hot water bottle in place. If you were feeling really down he’d jump up and sing and dance weirdly and wont stop until you smile or giggle.

Calum:

Calum would come over with games, movies and a large amount of fatty foods to snack on. You’d play games, watch movies and just pig out on foods, if you were feeling cramps he would run around trying to fix it by warming up hot packs and rubbing your belly and he’d end up tripping over trying to get the hot pack out of the microwave which would make you laugh.

Luke:

When you were on your period Luke would bring over comedy movies, panadol, food and a hot pack. He’d lie on your bed, under the blankets, his arms wrapped around you and you lay on his head while you watched movies. If you were tired he’d sing you to sleep and once you were asleep he wouldn’t leave your side until you were awake and feeling better.

this was very bad but I’m so busy and I got bored… 

dedicated to the 5sosfam

ps: send me request please I’ll love you forever