Impulse buys with bananena: At JC Penney there was an insect necklace.

All I could think was, “MASSIVE CLUMP OF BUGS AROUND MY NECK JEAH!!!!!!!!!!”

It’s cheap metal that irritates my skin a little, but then I think, “JUST LIKE REAL BUGS JEAH!!!!!!!”

I tried my best to find something to match with it, and now I look like a lady going through a midlife crisis.

It feels kind of fab-u-LUS.