context: our DM didn’t name shit, so names were made up on the fly
DM: and so you enter the town of…
half-orc paladin: bulgium, founded after greg, the guy with a magnificent bulge
rest of the table (myself (a elf wizard), a human druid, and a half-elf monk) break out into laughter, quickly followed by the DM and the paladin.
and later, we discovered there was a hamlet quickly named by our monk, ‘dimsdale’
and yorkshire, the next town over, you can’t forget that
and later the DM drew us a map, that the half-orc paladin and I added things to, we now have an inland sea called ‘the sea of doom’ near 'the trail of doom’, with a fishing village of 'ills of the forgotten’, along with 'the pit of death’ which is a desert
A fabled land even in the Seven Kingdoms, YiTi is a large and diverse country, a realm of windswept plains and rolling hills, jungles and rain forests, deep lakes and rushing rivers and shrinking inland seas. Its legendary wealth is such as to allow its princes to live in houses of solid gold and dine on sweetmeats powdered with pearls and jade. Lomas Longstrider, awestruck by its marvels, called YiTi “the land of a thousand gods and a hundred princes, ruled by one god-emperor."
The noise woke me up. I was alone in the room. I went out to the terrace and saw the sea coming inland. It took me five seconds to reach the stairs, but the water was already there. It was not more than five seconds. On the bed, I found a note from my wife saying they were at the beach.