Be sure to scroll down to the bottom where Nick photoshopped himself breastfeeding from the TIME Magazine lady. Imagine what he was thinking while he did that. He probably took a photo of himself with his mouth all breast-drinky, then opened up Photoshop. So weird, but it turned out great.
It’s all that extra silicone she’s has implanted. It came with a deeper understanding of the profundities of life and a love of philosophy, especially regarding the early works of Kierkegaard and Nietzsche. Also, boobs.