Imma give this to someone ;)

“I bet the FBI doesn’t have these issues. Unless this…is the FBI. You know, okay, can someone just explain things to me? I tried to talk to the dude on the plane but he was like, really pissy, you know? And he just grunted. Like some sort of prehistoric man pig with a gun and a taser. Wait what was I saying?…oh right, okay. Someone tell me what this is. Look I know I did something bad but like, I’m a kid! Give me community service or some shit, this wasn’t really a Guantanamo bay crime…oh shit, is the Guantanamo? I can’t be waterboarded I have like, water induced cardiac arrest issues. Also I can’t be electrocuted because I’m…allergic…to electricity. Look I’m not hard to crack you don’t have to do anything I’ll tell you what you want to know, which is nothing. Because I’m an innocent civilian. Hey! You! I’m talking to you! What is going on.”

browneyedbi25 asked:

Gurl u is perf and I'll pop a meanie in the head if someone else gives you annon hate❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

imma cry you are awesomesauce and I love you v much thx for bein amaze balls🎈❤️

AM I A FUCKING JOKE?

1 MONTH AGO

AND I 

DIDN’T 

HAVE 

A FUCKING

CLUE……….

?

someone give me an award for being worlds most clueless fan.

also someone give me an award for my detective skillz cos’ that shit took 15 minutes. imma have MI6 and CIA on my tail for that work.

anonymous asked:

If you can say something to someone you once knew, what would you say?

hasta la vista, I’m gonna say goodbye to you, whatever happens I’ll be cool with you, wanna give me your number, imma call ya promise I won’t forget ya

anonymous asked:

As the former president of your on-campus queer group, can you tell us some of your worst experiences with allies?

I thought I answered this but its still in my inbox so maybe not. Either way, here you go.

This is clearly someone I know irl fishin but frankly idgaf anymore so Imma give you guys the truth. I have never in my 6 years at college & with that organization had a positive experience with an ally. None. So it’s really hard to pull out specific experiences because frankly they were all pretty horrible.

In my 6 years with the group, we have never had a straight cis male “ally” stay for more than 2 meetings, with the exception of 1 guy who was racist and talked about how hard it is to “come out” as an ally and I wanted to light myself on fire.

Every straight cis woman “ally” left the organization after either a) making a gay cis male friend from within the org or b) not making a cis gay male friend but making friends with the other straight cis women in the org.

So in conclusion, as always, fuck cishet “allies”

anonymous asked:

One time John forgot to give Allie his goodbye huggles before going back to Thunderbird 5. He felt so bad about it he faked an emergency that needed TB3 so Allie got his space huggles after all

someone draw that srsly imma cry

The main people who would call me a people pleaser were people pleasers themselves and still are. That’s kinda funny to me. I mean, i admit I can be a people pleaser sometimes but that’s only because I give a damn about people and Imma always have sympathy and give people more chances then they really deserve which again I admit, I need to work on that. The people opposite on the other hand, just want attention claiming “I just wanna be accepted.” People pleasing gets you attention, not acceptance. More importantly, you don’t get respect either. So if you’re one of those kinds of people pleasers, you better have a lot of respect for yourself already cuz a lot of people out here aren’t gonna give it to you. They just want someone to keep telling them what they want to hear. They don’t give a fuck about you.

anonymous asked:

my name's Lakin :-)) (pronounced like Lay-kin)

[i love ur name holy hell]

ok I think of classic/favourite video games that are well-loved, re-listening to old music that used to mean something to you or means something to someone you know, rediscovering your city, forests, nature, and nostalgia. Imma give u a song as well bc fuck it, Florescent Adolescent by Arctic Monkeys

PUT YOUR MUSIC ON SHUFFLE AND ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS! ONCE YOU’RE DONE TAG 10 FOLLOWERS!

Tagged by i-cant-let-you-down-again (thank youuuuu)

Title of the first song you land on describes how you die: Give a Little Love (Ok, what?)

Second song will describe your love life: Into the Blue (hmmmmm)

Third song will be played at your wedding: IN MY VEINS (TAKE THAT! IMMA HAVE A CASKETT WORTHY WEDDING, FIGHT ME)

Add “in my pants” to the fourth song: I Told You So in my pants (this doesnt make sense either)

Fifth song will be played at your funeral: The Calculation (whyyyyy)

Sixth song is your theme song: The Ballad of Mona Lisa (I enjoy this, thank you)

Seventh song will play when you think about someone you love: Guns for Hands (that doesn’t sound good)

Add “with a shovel and a screwdriver” to the title of the eighth song: Come and Find Me with a shovel and a screwdriver (ummmm, am i gonna be buried??)

Ninth song will describe your week: Acapella (wHAt)

Tenth song will play when you miss someone: Stop and Stare (dfjgsbfdhjgb)

I tag some cool mutuals (not 10 tho, just no): kateskillingme one-and-done-type-always i-blindside stanacat thisisaplatypus

     5:05 am. that is what time it is. 5:05. jill and i have a lot more in common now. if someone crosses me imma stab them with my box cutter (most likely) i’m a bit more subdued then our lil jill. going to get my coffee started then i’m at work until 2 pm unless we get freight done early. i decided to celebrate my last day on our truck shipment by staying up until 2 am. don’t know if that was very smart but i don’t give a sh*t. IT’S MY LAST DAY ON TRUCK! loooove it! ok but i gotta get up now. XOXO. see you hooligans later.

i write a story about a girl having a crush and beating up her crush’s violent boyfriend: *crickets for weeks but then only one review* that wasn’t worth the price i paid even-though everyone else was smart and didn’t pay anything to read it imma have to give this a one star cause fuck you for existing and wasting my time.

*a year goes by*

someone makes a short video about a girl having a crush and beating up her crush’s violent boyfriend:

*multiple people give rave reviews* THIS IS A MASTERPIECE! I WANT MORE! I WILL BUY EVERYTHING! WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL MY LIFE?! GIVE ME THE THINGS! THIS SHOULD BE A BOOK!

‘’[…] that gives Kavinsky enough time to draw a ‘D’ inside a heart on the windshield.’’

‘’Still, when the other invites him inside and doesn’t move from his position, purposefully causing their shoulders to bump, his breath itches.’’

‘’He must have a stupid expression on his face, because Kavinsky is looking at him and shaking his head, a laugh leaving his lips.’’ 

wispiiish asked:

Ur writing in a word is VERY eloquent. Idk, you have a huge gift, you know how to put as little words as possible while conveying such DEEEP meaning -- & I'm not exaggerating. I absolutely adore how you manage to not only convey ideas but paint pictures while keeping things from being too wordy. If you every write a novel, Imma be the first one to buy it.

wispiiish

((Nourie these two messages made me feel so special, you’re such a sweetheart! This is one of the best compliments to receive, especially with writing with someone so talented like you! You use such great descriptive words its like I can’t keep up! Come here and give me a hug! *huggles you* ))