Who wants a fucking drawing? Im good at it. Give me 20$ to make you the best drawing. I honestly have no idea how to make people on tumblr pay attention to art outside of fanart. No idea. So Im gonna do this every once in a while.
YO! PAY ME FOR A DRAWING! IM TRYING TO EAT PIZZA AND DO RECREATIONAL DRUGS! IM GOOD AT THIS!
My contribution for the Cards Against Humanity Design Pack which features 30 different artists tackling George Carlin’s “7 words you can’t say on television”. Pick up a pack, it’s for a good cause! Designpack.org
It’s been a theory of mine that the assistant principal has the toughest job in education.
I got that idea a long time ago, when I was a student teacher at a middle school.
It seemed the assistant principal’s job goes something like this:
She’s on duty well before the school day starts with a walkie-talkie on her belt, making sure the buses arrive on time and that the drop-off lane is running smoothly. Then, once the bell rings, she sits in a tiny office, mostly dealing with discipline: playground scuffles, lunchroom infractions and the occasional serious problem, like a knife in the backpack. Bullying. Drugs. A mixture of traffic cop and county judge: calling the parents here, a three-day suspension there, letting others off with a stern warning.
At 3:30 p.m., it’s back outside for the afternoon rush. Once the parking lot clears out, off to the JV soccer game, coordinating and keeping the peace. Then into the night with a meeting of the PTA or the regional basketball tournament.
That’s my theory, anyway. But I may have it all wrong.