Ill-Be-Gone

Me every time I begin to write a new one-shot: I’ll keep this one short. Under 2000 words. I can do that.

Me two hours later: Oh, this is so gonna be longer than 2000 words.

Yeah, not even halfway with “Just the Basic” and it’s already 2000 words. I just can’t do it.

Also me: Remember, this is a fluff one-shot. You write fluff. As quickly as possible, give them the fluff scenes.

Me two hours later: Lol, let’s give them 2000 words worth of angst first. What’s fluff? Never heard of it.


I’m hopeless.

Rick and Morty: The Experience

What you think you’re getting when you start watching Rick and Morty:

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What you actually get:

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Hey…

Maybe before we start petitioning for Stefán to do this or that, we should let him fully heal from the illness he still very much has.

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Sugarsour: I love snow but i hate when it does this!!  (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

Delilah: It’s not a big deal

Ss: not when you have magic  o(╥﹏╥)o

Reading that fanfic again for the 100th time and it's like slipping on those pjs you've worn to perfection and everything is good in the world.
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“Nick loved a girl I was pretending to be. “Cool girl”. Men always use that, don’t they? As their defining compliment. “She’s a cool girl”. Cool girl is hot. Cool girl is game. Cool girl is fun. Cool girl never gets angry at her man. She only smiles in a chagrined, loving manner and then presents her mouth for fucking. She likes what he likes. When I met Nick Dunne, I knew he wanted cool girl. And for him, I’ll admit, I was willing to try. I wax-stripped my pussy raw. I drank canned beer watching Adam Sandler movies. I ate cold pizza and remained a size two. I blew him semi-regularly. I lived in the moment.
I was f u c k i n g game.”