If you have done these things

Newsies as weird things my classmates have done/said

Racetrack: climbs on a cabinet for a dare and gets stuck there because someone moves the ladder

Albert: the guy that bets Race to climb the cabinet and takes the ladder away

Mush: “I just genuinely think animals have feelings, except for horses, fuck horses”

Kid blink: “I might have only one eye that works but even I can see this is bullshit”

Fitch: gets a tattoo that says ‘no regrets’, regrets getting it

Crutchie to Jack: “why did you eat that grease? Now you might die and I won’t have a ride to school.”

Jack: “what up losers, I just chugged 10 redbulls and I am ready to fuck this test!”

Spot: “see that tank? I’m going to fight it”

Jojo: forgets his workshoes so just goes home even though he has an exam that counts for 50% of his end grade later in the day

Elmer: “that guy over there looks sad, I’m going to talk to him so I won’t get a tape” (13 reasons why reference)

Any of them: almost cuts his thumb off with a saw and drips blood all over the school instead of asking for help

Davey: is the lookout for if a teacher is coming, yells “guys! Quiet down! I hear something”, blasts All star by Smash mouth over the pc speakers

Les: “you just called me ugly but you stutter so I’m 100% sure you ment to say cute”

Specs: “my mom told me she thinks I’m smart so I decided not to tell her I threw my phone in the river”

Racetrack: puts acetone on a table and lights it on fire, panicks when the flames get a bit too high so sits on the fire to put it out only to stand up too quickly and lightning his pants on fire

Crutchie: “wait, bee movie is based on facts? Please tell me it’s not based on a true story and I missed the fact that bees sued America”

Mike or Ike: “my dad told me I’m the 'surprise twin’ ”

Jack: “so a guy asked for my number and like, I’m not gay but like, he was good looking so we are playing fortnite tomorrow night. No homo tho”

Bonus;

Katherine: “my dad hates me anyways, a bit of daydrinking isn’t going to make our relationship worse”

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theme of the show today: you have to be happy even without me

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I used to get slightly annoyed when I’d see people online insisting Kirk and Spock are gay, cause I thought it was just tumblr people misinterpreting things for shipping reasons, but like… I can’t even come up with a heterosexual explanation for some of this shit. You got me there

my canon genderfluid child: a moodboard (read the tags)

Witch Tip

Once you get rid of the line between magic and mundane, coming up with ideas is much less of a challenge. There is no “normal” you and “witchy” you. It’s all a conglomerate that creates the way you experience life as a whole.

  • Ravenclaw: I haven't wanted to write anything in a really long time, and now I'm finally writing, there's only one problem.
  • Hufflepuff: But at least you're doing it! What's the problem though?
  • Ravenclaw: All I've been able to write so far is fanfiction.

I went for a general massage this morning for basic stress and pain relief, and my person who has been seeing me for probably about, two years, couldn’t stop randomly poking my muscles and pinching my skin while exclaiming, “you’re hydrated!” at like, full volume, which made everyone else getting a massage sit up on their respective tables to wonder what was happening, while my person just continued to enthusiastically explain, “she’s hydrated!” in such happy tones, random people I’d never met before congratulated me on having drunk enough water, in the same way other people congratulate you on finding out your pregnant.

Y’know that soft “oooohH!” pitching up into a squeal of excitement as the words “congratulations, I’m so happy for yoOou” get strangled up an octave through well meaning but cautious enthusiasm, only slightly more confused but evidently happy for me because this random person is hydrated and this is cause enough for a trained professional to be doing the Snoopy dance on my behalf.

So, y’know, feeling pretty good about Team Me right now.

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isnt he supposed to be a dog person

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2017 World Championships || Yuzuru Hanyu, “Hope and Legacy

126.12 TES + 97.08 PCS → 223.20 (world record)

people who don’t like hunk genuinely confuse me. what has hunk ever done wrong? name one time hunk has done something wrong. see? you can’t. he is perfect.